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QC Captions vol. 405
« on: 20 Jan 2019, 14:05 »

What does Roko think of her new emblem?

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Re: QC Captions vol. 405
« Reply #1 on: 20 Jan 2019, 14:25 »

ROKO: "Ha! Coin resistant!"
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Re: QC Captions vol. 405
« Reply #2 on: 20 Jan 2019, 14:48 »

♪ I’m too sexy for my butt
  Too sexy for my butt
  Let me tell you what ♪

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Re: QC Captions vol. 405
« Reply #3 on: 20 Jan 2019, 19:05 »

ROKO: "Nice. Serial plate switches among three different numbers and ... heh. ASS-ton Martin. Cute."
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Re: QC Captions vol. 405
« Reply #4 on: 20 Jan 2019, 19:09 »

Don't you mean ASS-ton-Marten?  :roll:
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Re: QC Captions vol. 405
« Reply #5 on: 21 Jan 2019, 13:18 »

Roko: "Wait. Why does that button say Do not press!? I have to..."
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Re: QC Captions vol. 405
« Reply #6 on: 22 Jan 2019, 05:31 »

Don't you mean ASS-ton-Marten?  :roll:

No, I don't, obviously (at least I hope it's obvious) -- though I do admit to some surprise at not having yet seen a lecture on the proper spelling of our marginalized protagonist, as though he is the same as a British sports car.
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« Reply #7 on: 22 Jan 2019, 05:35 »

I figured with the  :roll: it would be obvious I was joking...
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Re: QC Captions vol. 405
« Reply #8 on: 22 Jan 2019, 05:43 »

Roko: "'Can't touch this'? We'll see about that ..."
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Re: QC Captions vol. 405
« Reply #9 on: 22 Jan 2019, 18:05 »

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Re: QC Captions vol. 405
« Reply #10 on: 22 Jan 2019, 20:37 »

Lemon:  ♫EEeeeee ♫eeeeeeee ♫eeeeeeeeeeee ♫eeeeeeeeeeee ♫eeeeee ♫

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« Reply #11 on: 22 Jan 2019, 20:39 »

I figured with the  :roll: it would be obvious I was joking...

Poe's law. It's never as obvious as one would like, that one is joking.
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Re: QC Captions vol. 405
« Reply #12 on: 22 Jan 2019, 23:31 »

LEMON: "Nice to see you up and around! So, what do you think of those 'extra fittings'?"

ROKO: "Pass! Next question!!!"
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Re: QC Captions vol. 405
« Reply #13 on: 23 Jan 2019, 08:15 »

LEMON: "Open your nose and close your eyes and you will get a big surprise!"
ROKO: "Ciabatta? Amish rye? Zweiback? Pumpernickel? Baguette?"
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QC Captions vol. 405
« Reply #14 on: 23 Jan 2019, 10:01 »

Lemon: “I’m required to warn you that this model has a pretty severe gluten allergy. Any exposure to baked goods at all causes a full shutdown. The designers have tried to track down the cause but they can’t. But you should be safe as long as you stay away from bakeries.”

Roko: ”NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!!”
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Re: QC Captions vol. 405
« Reply #15 on: 24 Jan 2019, 21:18 »

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Re: QC Captions vol. 405
« Reply #16 on: 24 Jan 2019, 22:10 »

Melon: Wooow, have you ever done motor oil with leaded gasoline? It is trippy!

Roko: . . .
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Re: QC Captions vol. 405
« Reply #17 on: 24 Jan 2019, 23:29 »

MELON: "♫Sooommmmeeewhhheeerrre over the rain... bot... Way uuup hiiigh!♪"

ROKO: "Still not good."
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Re: QC Captions vol. 405
« Reply #18 on: 25 Jan 2019, 06:31 »


MELON: ♫ "Cahf ah nafl mglw'nafh hh' ahor syha'h ah'legeth, ng llll or'azath syha'hnahh n'ghftephai n'gha ahornah ah'mglw'nafh" ♫

ROKO: "That is not over-the-rainbow"
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« Reply #19 on: 25 Jan 2019, 12:30 »

MELON: "I'm a little bit country ..."
ROKO: "I'm not even a little bit rock'n'roll ..."



ROKO: "... Which country?"
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Re: QC Captions vol. 405
« Reply #20 on: 26 Jan 2019, 00:42 »

Melon: 157 bottles of beer on the wall, 157 bottles of beeeeer
Roko: Melon.
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Re: QC Captions vol. 405
« Reply #21 on: 26 Jan 2019, 15:46 »

Melon: ...when we're poooiiisoning pigeons in the park...
Roko: Melon...!
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