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QC Captions vol. 409
« on: 26 Feb 2019, 06:26 »

I keep forgetting to make these threads...  :psyduck: In any event, what are Clinton and Kevin the Bank Teller saying to Brun as she peeks into her shirt?

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Re: QC Captions vol. 409
« Reply #1 on: 26 Feb 2019, 06:28 »

Clinton: A pound of flesh, really?
Brun: Does anyone have a knife?
Kevin: It was just a figure of speech!
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Re: QC Captions vol. 409
« Reply #2 on: 26 Feb 2019, 06:40 »

CLINTON: "He wants proof of ID!"

BRUN: "I've got a label down here somewhere..."

KEVIN: "No! It's okay! I'll take your word for it!"
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Re: QC Captions vol. 409
« Reply #3 on: 26 Feb 2019, 06:53 »


Clinton: Where did his nose go?
Brun: It's down here somewhere.
Kevin: I'm sorry! I'm allergic to AXE hair gel.
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Re: QC Captions vol. 409
« Reply #4 on: 26 Feb 2019, 13:49 »

Are you sure it was a spider you saw?
Yes. But why did it crawl down my shirt?
It's just looking for warm, damp, dark places! Nothing else, I assure you!



Clinton: Where did his nose go?
Brun: It's down here somewhere.
Kevin: I'm sorry! I'm allergic to AXE hair gel.

That one actually made me laugh.
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Re: QC Captions vol. 409
« Reply #5 on: 27 Feb 2019, 20:58 »

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Re: QC Captions vol. 409
« Reply #6 on: 27 Feb 2019, 23:10 »

BRUN: "Marten Reed's AnthroPC kindly gave me this wad of cash; he says he has plenty more."

RENEE: "Pintsize gave you that cash?!? Oh my Lord, girl! We need to wash you all over and maybe burn your clothes!"
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Re: QC Captions vol. 409
« Reply #7 on: 27 Feb 2019, 23:25 »

A middle aged man gave me all this money only to look at me in my undies.

BRUN! That's gross on so many levels!
but holy crap did he really give you two thousand dollars?



BRUN: "Marten Reed's AnthroPC kindly gave me this wad of cash; he says he has plenty more."

RENEE: "Pintsize gave you that cash?!? Oh my Lord, girl! We need to wash you all over and maybe burn your clothes!"

Pintsize mostly has two dollar bills. A wad of cash wouldn't be nothing, but you'd probably need a bag for anything more than 200 dollars.
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Re: QC Captions vol. 409
« Reply #8 on: 28 Feb 2019, 09:42 »

Brun: Did you know people will just give you money if you point a harpoon at them?

Renee: You did WHAT?
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Re: QC Captions vol. 409
« Reply #9 on: 28 Feb 2019, 17:49 »

BRUN: "How many croissants can I get for this?"
RENEE: "TODAY?"
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Re: QC Captions vol. 409
« Reply #10 on: 03 Mar 2019, 08:20 »

Brun: Did you know people will just give you money if you point a harpoon at them?

Renee: You did WHAT?
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