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QC Captions vol. 413
« on: 24 Mar 2019, 21:13 »

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Re: QC Captions vol. 413
« Reply #1 on: 25 Mar 2019, 00:17 »

MELON: "So big guy! What's your secret, huh? Detachable butt? User-defined hair colouring? Hidden eel dispenser? Come on now, don't be shy! We're all friends here! I'll show you mine if you show me yours!"

ROKO: "Humans don't have that stuff, Melon."
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Re: QC Captions vol. 413
« Reply #2 on: 25 Mar 2019, 01:20 »

MELON: "So, making a move on Roko are you? How's it going? Did you know she has a --"

ROKO: "We were talking about BREAD!"
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Re: QC Captions vol. 413
« Reply #3 on: 27 Mar 2019, 21:40 »

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Re: QC Captions vol. 413
« Reply #4 on: 28 Mar 2019, 00:29 »

ROKO: "So, it turns out that this new chassis has a much more precise tactile sensor net. I can literally feel the individual bread grains when I hold a fresh, warm loaf. It's like having thousands of lovers caressing me! It's amazing! I can't wait to see if the tighter grid is in other places too!"

ELLIOT: "I'm trying to be polite but this is definitely more than I want to know!"
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Re: QC Captions vol. 413
« Reply #5 on: 28 Mar 2019, 08:57 »


ROKO: "So, you start here at Toledo. Go up the 75 and cross the bridge to Evergreen. There is a boat there that will take us across to Mackinac if we help load and unload as well as provide some conversation on the trip."

ELLIOT: "If I am getting this right we start at the base of wrist and go all the way to the tip of the index finger?"
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Re: QC Captions vol. 413
« Reply #6 on: 03 Apr 2019, 09:54 »

ROKO: "Relax! I know this like the back of my hand!"
ELLIOTT: "That's the palm of your hand."
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« Reply #7 on: 03 Apr 2019, 09:56 »


ROKO: "So, you start here at Toledo. Go up the 75 and cross the bridge to Evergreen. There is a boat there that will take us across to Mackinac if we help load and unload as well as provide some conversation on the trip."

ELLIOT: "If I am getting this right we start at the base of wrist and go all the way to the tip of the index finger?"

ELLIOTT: "For bonus points, use your other hand to show me how to get around Da Yoop, yah?"
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Re: QC Captions vol. 413
« Reply #8 on: 03 Apr 2019, 10:31 »

ELLIOT: "No, no, you're using the map of Wisconsin. That's how you get to Minocqua from Kenosha."
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Re: QC Captions vol. 413
« Reply #9 on: 03 Apr 2019, 17:29 »

ELLIOT: "No, no, you're using the map of Wisconsin. That's how you get to Minocqua from Kenosha."
My maternal grandpa is from Kenosha. (probably explains some of my word choices.)
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Re: QC Captions vol. 413
« Reply #10 on: 04 Apr 2019, 06:33 »

ROKO: "So, you start here at Toledo. Go up the 75 and cross the bridge to Evergreen. There is a boat there that will take us across to Mackinac if we help load and unload as well as provide some conversation on the trip."
ELLIOT: "If I am getting this right we start at the base of wrist and go all the way to the tip of the index finger?"
ELLIOTT: "For bonus points, use your other hand to show me how to get around Da Yoop, yah?"
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(No I do not reside in or have I ever resided on that side of the border BUT I have a number of good freinds that do)
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Re: QC Captions vol. 413
« Reply #11 on: 04 Apr 2019, 06:42 »

To answer the question in the image, I'm on the wall, approximately under the word 'you'.
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« Reply #12 on: 04 Apr 2019, 08:38 »

I'm on the wrist, second wrinkle, about due south of Ann Arbor. I'm on the part of the wrist the right hand traded to the arm in exchange for the left hand. But I've spent many a pleasant afternoon at the base of the right thumb.
A Yooper did show me the left-hand trick for mapping da Yoop, after I returned her tape of Da Yoopers that I'd borrowed.
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Re: QC Captions vol. 413
« Reply #13 on: 05 Apr 2019, 05:15 »

To answer the question in the image, I'm on the wall, approximately under the word 'you'.

I thought you were about where the "W" was?
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Re: QC Captions vol. 413
« Reply #14 on: 05 Apr 2019, 05:39 »

I moved. I'm a FIB now.
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