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QC Captions vol. 415
« on: 07 Apr 2019, 16:18 »

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Re: QC Captions vol. 415
« Reply #1 on: 07 Apr 2019, 17:02 »

CLAIRE-ITO: "I didn't do it, nobody saw me do it, you can't prove anything!"
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Re: QC Captions vol. 415
« Reply #2 on: 07 Apr 2019, 19:44 »

CLAIRE: "Nobody here but us burritos!"
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Re: QC Captions vol. 415
« Reply #3 on: 07 Apr 2019, 19:50 »

CLAIRE-ITO: "I didn't do it, nobody saw me do it, you can't prove anything!"
I thought the quote in your tag was my Dr. E. Lizardo
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Re: QC Captions vol. 415
« Reply #4 on: 07 Apr 2019, 23:21 »

CLAIRE: "Help! I'm tangled in the sheets!"
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Re: QC Captions vol. 415
« Reply #5 on: 07 Apr 2019, 23:37 »

Claire: Hail pillow, full of sleep, the bed is with thee.
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Re: QC Captions vol. 415
« Reply #6 on: 09 Apr 2019, 05:38 »

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Re: QC Captions vol. 415
« Reply #7 on: 09 Apr 2019, 05:45 »

DORA (we think): "Blood for the Blood God! Skulls for the Skull Throne! "

MARTEN: "Jeez, I'm sorry Dora! The coffe's fine, okay?"
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Re: QC Captions vol. 415
« Reply #8 on: 09 Apr 2019, 07:16 »

DORA: Iä! Iä! Cthulhu fhtagn! Ph'nglui mglw'nfah Cthulhu R'lyeh wgah'nagl fhtagn!

MARTEN: Hey, careful, that sacrificial dagger seems sharp!
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Re: QC Captions vol. 415
« Reply #9 on: 09 Apr 2019, 07:39 »

Dora: ... and that's the moment when I finally realised that Shiva truly is the supreme god over all.
Marten: Are you sure you're not taking your Javan coffee too seriously?
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Re: QC Captions vol. 415
« Reply #10 on: 11 Apr 2019, 05:12 »

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Re: QC Captions vol. 415
« Reply #11 on: 11 Apr 2019, 05:16 »

MARTEN: "Is that a...?"

BUBBLES: "A relaxation device, yes! Everyone needs to relax!"

CLAIRE: "A part of me is glad that you're thinking of me. Another part of me is horrified about what this implies about what you and Faye do in the shop!"
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Re: QC Captions vol. 415
« Reply #12 on: 11 Apr 2019, 06:03 »

MARTEN: Is that a...?

BUBBLES: A lightsaber, yes. You can't be too careful, these days. Especially with finals.

CLAIRE: What could possibly go wrong?

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Re: QC Captions vol. 415
« Reply #13 on: 11 Apr 2019, 06:08 »

Marten: And that is?
Bubbles: A signal flare. In case of emergency.
Claire: If I take this in, I'm sure to fail the library regulations section.
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Re: QC Captions vol. 415
« Reply #14 on: 11 Apr 2019, 08:22 »

Marten: “Okay, what’s that?”

Bubbles: “Grenade. In case the enemy starts to overrun your position.”

Claire: “Um, that’s not exactly how graduate exams work...”
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Re: QC Captions vol. 415
« Reply #15 on: 24 Apr 2019, 06:18 »

Marten: “Okay, what’s that?”

Bubbles: “Area effect Neuralyzer. I already shielded her glasses.”

Claire: “Now I have all sorts of questions?  When did you replace my glasses? Where did you get this in the first place? Is this even legal? Would this get me expelled?”
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