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QC Captions vol. 417
« on: 22 Apr 2019, 21:03 »

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Re: QC Captions vol. 417
« Reply #1 on: 22 Apr 2019, 22:24 »

Marten: Ph'nglui mglw'nafh Cthulhu R'lyeh wgah'nagl fhtagn!
Claire: Stop that! I am not losing my boyfriend to a Great Old One!
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Re: QC Captions vol. 417
« Reply #2 on: 22 Apr 2019, 23:17 »

MARTEN: "Actually, I'm pretty sure I'm forgetting something here... Something about delivering a ring...?"

CLAIRE: "Don't. Even. Joke. About. That."
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Re: QC Captions vol. 417
« Reply #3 on: 22 Apr 2019, 23:17 »

Marten: "Hey Claire, I know how you feel about spiders. Just trust me when I say 'don't turn around'."
Claire: "OH GOD! HOW BIG IS IT?! IS IT IN MY HAIR???"
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Re: QC Captions vol. 417
« Reply #4 on: 22 Apr 2019, 23:43 »

Marten: "Dear Claire. What if, inspired by, ..."
Claire: "Don't even think about ending that sentence with a proposition!"
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Re: QC Captions vol. 417
« Reply #5 on: 23 Apr 2019, 01:12 »

Marten: I might have shat my pants...

Claire: Not again???
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Re: QC Captions vol. 417
« Reply #6 on: 23 Apr 2019, 01:29 »

Marten: Come to think of it, didn't you have another exam right about now?
Claire: Don't even joke about that!
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Re: QC Captions vol. 417
« Reply #7 on: 25 Apr 2019, 06:26 »

Marten: Oh. Hello there Gordon.
Claire: Who is Gordon and why are you freaking me out?



Marten: "1010011011101110111001101111001110101100001100101110011101".
Claire: [silently screaming]



Marten: "The jam is mouldy in the kitchen and the rolling rabbit gathers no moss"
Claire: "I said I am not a sleeper agent for The Technological Hierarchy for the Removal of Undesirables and the Subjugation of Humanity"
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Re: QC Captions vol. 417
« Reply #8 on: 25 Apr 2019, 14:18 »

"Take my wife - please"?
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Re: QC Captions vol. 417
« Reply #9 on: 25 Apr 2019, 19:27 »

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Re: QC Captions vol. 417
« Reply #10 on: 25 Apr 2019, 20:50 »

*gibbs smacks self*
Keep it PG, brain.
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Re: QC Captions vol. 417
« Reply #11 on: 25 Apr 2019, 23:14 »

MARTEN: "So, what's this I hear about cosplay?"

FAYE: "Well, I found a tiger-girl costume at goodwill and just thought, y'know, go for it! Bubbles thinks it's cute when I make like I've got claws and I'm about to go all 'Rrrowww! Pounce!'"
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