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Just what is May's manager's back-room activities?

poker for dogs
they make the bad porn back there
they publish the bad porn back there
counterfeit operation out of the "copy room"
unlicensed notary
fake I.D.s
pet shop
poker or other gambling
other (please specify)
purple monkey dishwashing service

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Author Topic: WCDT Strips 4026-4030 (17th to 21st June 2019)  (Read 42657 times)


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Re: WCDT Strips 4026-4030 (17th to 21st June 2019)
« Reply #200 on: 25 Jun 2019, 17:21 »

Yes, I'm saying that a bored May saw the jet whilst browsing the web (whilst hypothetically being at work), saw the price tag and immediately went out to steal enough money to buy it. She literally had the thought process of: "I want it but I need money. There is lots of money here, so I'll take some from there and use it to buy that body!" She was probably quite shocked when the Bank's security systems caught her basically immediately because she hadn't thought about the possibility of detection (or at all beyond "I want it so I'll take it"). Her sparkling personality probably made things worse ("It isn't as if those rich fucks would miss it!" isn't a good defence).

"What if I see something that I want to take, and it belongs to someone else?"
"You'll be arrested."
"But what if I want it more than the person who has it?"
"Still illegal."
"That doesn't follow. No, I want it more, sir, you understand?"
We have too many temps where I work with that mentality in regards to other people's tools.
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Re: WCDT Strips 4026-4030 (17th to 21st June 2019)
« Reply #201 on: 25 Jun 2019, 21:29 »

Is it possible that was a jab at Apple?
The newspost text is "iphone joke". So yes.


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Re: WCDT Strips 4026-4030 (17th to 21st June 2019)
« Reply #202 on: 26 Jun 2019, 00:56 »

And now I had to think of that one joke from Forrest Gump.
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