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Author Topic: QC Captions Volume #421 (2019 December 16-20)  (Read 1320 times)

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QC Captions Volume #421 (2019 December 16-20)
« on: 17 Dec 2019, 10:45 »

A day late but I will try and be diligent as best as I can with these things.

A juke box hero
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Re: QC Captions Volume #421 (2019 December 16-20)
« Reply #1 on: 17 Dec 2019, 23:08 »

EMILY: "Twinkle twinkle like little star. How I wonder what you are. Shining brightly like an eye. Staring down from in the sky. Twinkle twinkle little star. How I wonder what you are."

DORA: "In strange aeons death may die..... Hail our masters from the ...sky??? M-madness madness all around.....Can you hear their calling sound?"

HANNELORE: "Uhn-uh. No. Nope."


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Re: QC Captions Volume #421 (2019 December 16-20)
« Reply #2 on: 17 Dec 2019, 23:25 »

EMILY: "... and they will all be united in one virtual party! All of the spy satellites will be happy forever ad ever! I'll look up into the night and imagine all the smiles!"

DORA: "Should I be worried about any of this or is Emily just making stuff up to keep her reputation of being a Princess of Cuckooland?"

HANNERS: "Shh. Just keep nodding!"
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Re: QC Captions Volume #421 (2019 December 16-20)
« Reply #3 on: 18 Dec 2019, 11:44 »

Hmmm, slow week.
Everyone is most likely stressing out for the holidays.


EMILY: I heard the roar of the crowd. I could picture the scene. Put my ear to the wall, then like a distant scream, I heard one guitar, just blew me away

DORA: I see stars in her eyes. The very next day she bought a beat up six string, from a secondhand store.

HANNERS: She doesn't know how to play it, of that I am sure.




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Re: QC Captions Volume #421 (2019 December 16-20)
« Reply #4 on: 18 Dec 2019, 11:53 »

Emily: "I see a star. A brand new star. Twinkling in my eyes."
Dora: "I see a face. But it's not a happy face, is it?"
Hanners: "Definitely not a mirror of my mind."
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Re: QC Captions Volume #421 (2019 December 16-20)
« Reply #5 on: 18 Dec 2019, 12:54 »

MARTEN: "Yeah, so, seriously, me and Claire are really happy together."

DORA: "If I wasn't happily engaged, I'd take offence at the complete casual success of your relationship strategies!"

STEVE: "You know that everyone on the forums wants you two to break up, right?"
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Re: QC Captions Volume #421 (2019 December 16-20)
« Reply #6 on: 19 Dec 2019, 01:46 »

Not everyone.
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Re: QC Captions Volume #421 (2019 December 16-20)
« Reply #7 on: 19 Dec 2019, 03:47 »

MARTEN: "I'm actually content."

DORA: "Oh Crap, This is contentment?"

STEVE: "That's an actual thing?"
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Re: QC Captions Volume #421 (2019 December 16-20)
« Reply #8 on: 19 Dec 2019, 06:51 »

Marten: Heh, 20 signs you're growing up. Relatable.
Dora: I'd never thought I'd see number 3.
Steve: NUMBER 8 REALLY BLEW MY MIND!
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Re: QC Captions Volume #421 (2019 December 16-20)
« Reply #9 on: 19 Dec 2019, 07:16 »

Marten: That one guitar, felt good in my hands.

Dora: Didn't take you long, to understand.

Steve: Just that one guitar? Slung way down low?
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Re: QC Captions Volume #421 (2019 December 16-20)
« Reply #10 on: 19 Dec 2019, 09:04 »

Someone nudge Thrudd. He's apparently got his Juke Box stuck.
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Re: QC Captions Volume #421 (2019 December 16-20)
« Reply #11 on: 19 Dec 2019, 10:56 »

Marten: She'll be a juke box hero, she's got stars in her eyes.

Dora: She'd be a juke box hero?

Steve: She took one guitar!

@jwhouk Never stuck, just on auto-repeat  :-D
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Re: QC Captions Volume #421 (2019 December 16-20)
« Reply #12 on: 19 Dec 2019, 23:08 »

@jwhouk Never stuck, just on auto-repeat  :-D

You mean stuck intentionally?
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Re: QC Captions Volume #421 (2019 December 16-20)
« Reply #13 on: 20 Dec 2019, 04:01 »

Internationally. He's a Foreigner, you see...
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Re: QC Captions Volume #421 (2019 December 16-20)
« Reply #14 on: 20 Dec 2019, 04:48 »

Internationally. He's a Foreigner, you see...

I see what you did there, and I applaud you
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Re: QC Captions Volume #421 (2019 December 16-20)
« Reply #15 on: 20 Dec 2019, 04:52 »

Millefeuille looks remarkably like a Radish from Super Mario 2 instead of a pastry with that hairstyle

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Re: QC Captions Volume #421 (2019 December 16-20)
« Reply #16 on: 20 Dec 2019, 05:59 »

Marten: “Yeah, I was actually super into Foreigner when I was in high school.”

Dora: “But you’re a grown-ass man now! Isn’t it time you got over the crappy music you listened to when you were a kid?”

Steve: “Look, there’s a Foreigner reunion tour happening and they’re playing the Calvin Theater next week!”
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Re: QC Captions Volume #421 (2019 December 16-20)
« Reply #17 on: 20 Dec 2019, 09:31 »

So many good images last week and an amazing crop this week as well.

This deserves something for the weekend.


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♭♫    One that does what it should!  ♬♪
♮♪    One that don't make me feel too bad.   ♫
♭♬♫    One that don't make me feel too good.   ♪ ♬



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Re: QC Captions Volume #421 (2019 December 16-20)
« Reply #18 on: 20 Dec 2019, 09:39 »

Millefeuille: 日本語が読めますか?

Jones: Her face is a Kaomoji, you see?
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Re: QC Captions Volume #421 (2019 December 16-20)
« Reply #19 on: 20 Dec 2019, 12:40 »

MILLI: "Celebrate with me! Rejoice because I'm the new breakout character who will have about 50% of in-strip time going forwards, just like that bartender girl did!"

JONES: "Of course, as the boring, vanilla human best friend, I'm quickly going to be demoted to background-filler and the occasional snarky comment."
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Re: QC Captions Volume #421 (2019 December 16-20)
« Reply #20 on: 19 Mar 2020, 07:48 »

`` ... iiIT's tHe EnD oF thE wORlD aS We KNoW iT ... ''
``Who let Emily near the music?''<->``It wasn't me.''

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``Can Emily make something like that so fast?''
``Heh, now I wanna try it's Scramblr®.''
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