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QC Captions Volume #424 (2020 January 20-24)
« on: 21 Jan 2020, 13:46 »

 :psyduck: Where did the weekend go?  What do you mean its Tuesday?

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Re: QC Captions Volume #424 (2020 January 20-24)
« Reply #1 on: 21 Jan 2020, 19:34 »

On the left: "Never Gonna Give You Up" music video.
Roko: "Oh noes, I've got Rick Rolled again!"
Bubbles: "You should not have given your email to Pintsize."
Faye thinking: "I like 'Together Forever' more."


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Re: QC Captions Volume #424 (2020 January 20-24)
« Reply #2 on: 21 Jan 2020, 20:49 »

On the left: Yeah, that thing...
Roko: Not [shock site with a barnyard-sounding name that can't be said in polite company] again!
Bubbles: That's normal. Happens to everyone. You'll get used to it.
Faye (thinking): I'm suddenly reevaluating this relationship...
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Re: QC Captions Volume #424 (2020 January 20-24)
« Reply #3 on: 21 Jan 2020, 21:05 »

Screen: scramble-mosaic picture
Roko: "Agh! Where's the eye-bleach!"
Bubbles: "That was very much not what I thought it was."
Faye's thought bubble: "How's that even possible?"

EDIT: typo fix
« Last Edit: 22 Jan 2020, 22:16 by Gyrre »
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Re: QC Captions Volume #424 (2020 January 20-24)
« Reply #4 on: 21 Jan 2020, 23:20 »

DISPLAY: " Headlines - Seth McFarlane quits Fox Network!"

ROKO: "No! It can't be true! No!"

BUBBLES: "Sadly, you will need to get an Amazon account to keep up with The Expanse."

FAYE (thinks): "That's superfans for ya!!"
« Last Edit: 22 Jan 2020, 05:24 by BenRG »

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Re: QC Captions Volume #424 (2020 January 20-24)
« Reply #5 on: 21 Jan 2020, 23:47 »

Display: video thumbnails
Bubbles: Give the footage back to the widow. Let her deal with it.
Roko:  I can't give it back. There's someone in that project I haven't seen for years.
Faye: I hate it when that happens.
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Re: QC Captions Volume #424 (2020 January 20-24)
« Reply #6 on: 22 Jan 2020, 06:32 »

Display: video of president giving a speech
Roko:  Turn if off - I can't deal with it or him any more.
Bubbles: You'll have to deal with it.  He's on all 3 channels.  <deadpan>  You're going to miss Flipper.
Faye: All *3* channels?  Did the whole shop fall into a time warp? 
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Re: QC Captions Volume #424 (2020 January 20-24)
« Reply #7 on: 22 Jan 2020, 06:49 »

Display: This Is The Song That Never Ends from Lamb Chop playing on loop
Roko: "SHUT IT OFF!  Please!  It keeps getting louder, how does it keep getting louder!?"
Bubbles: "It appears you set this up as a scheduled task and then password-locked it.  Without the password, it will prove difficult to remove.  I suggest avoiding Drunkenness-emulators in the future, or at least log out of root access beforehand."
Faye [thinking]: "At least songs don't LITERALLY get stuck in MY head..."
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Re: QC Captions Volume #424 (2020 January 20-24)
« Reply #8 on: 19 Mar 2020, 03:37 »

An email with an embedded attachment photograph of a facsimile of a printout of a screenshot of a computer display displaying, an icon-strewn desktop, a WYSIWYG document containing a screenshot of a web-browser (with many open tabs) showing the same email.
``Please, hack it away or something!''
``It's too late. Your error has gone recursive.''
``Dayum!, how does a person screw up that bad?''
« Last Edit: 19 Mar 2020, 06:11 by TorporChambre »
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