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Author Topic: QC Captions Volume #427 (2020 February 10-14)  (Read 3242 times)

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QC Captions Volume #427 (2020 February 10-14)
« on: 10 Feb 2020, 08:27 »
Love is in the air  :-P or is that the latest horrible fragrance being marketed.
They don't call it "Eau de toilette" for nothing.

Any-who on to today's episode of whose line it is anyway


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Re: QC Captions Volume #427 (2020 February 10-14)
« Reply #1 on: 10 Feb 2020, 08:40 »
MOMO: "You let him put what where?!? You're serious?!?"

WINSLOW: "It seems to me that is unhygenic as well as hazardous to both of you!"

MAY: "Oh yeah, and me trusting you with my most intimate secrets and expecting you to be happy for me? Don't worry about having to show gratitude!"
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Re: QC Captions Volume #427 (2020 February 10-14)
« Reply #2 on: 13 Feb 2020, 05:48 »
Momo: But aren't those really unsanitary?
Winslow: I hope you showered. You might carry allkinds of disease.
May: Geez, all I did was take a bus to work. Which one of you was regularly doused in bleach, again?
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Re: QC Captions Volume #427 (2020 February 10-14)
« Reply #3 on: 13 Feb 2020, 09:44 »

MOMO: "The jam is mouldy in the kitchen and the rolling rabbit gathers no moss?"

WINSLOW: "Whoa! Could you repeat that in plain DOS?"

MAY: ""An eternity of useless products to rot your skeevy little mind ..... for-ev-er"]
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Re: QC Captions Volume #427 (2020 February 10-14)
« Reply #4 on: 14 Feb 2020, 01:54 »
MOMO: "But is it really supposed to do that? I'm concerned for that human's well-being."

WINSLOW: "She's right, May. That human should very much consult a physician for something like that."

MAY: "Okay. One, the magazine has a disclaimer assuring readers that the models have been checked out. Two, you two are missing the point of [horrible porn mag title] entirely."
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Re: QC Captions Volume #427 (2020 February 10-14)
« Reply #5 on: 19 Mar 2020, 03:17 »
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