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Author Topic: QC Captions Volume #428 (2020 February 17-21)  (Read 840 times)

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QC Captions Volume #428 (2020 February 17-21)
« on: 20 Feb 2020, 07:34 »

A lil late this week due to the lovely commute in our glorious winter weather for the last two days.
What do you mean it's Thursday and not Wednesday?
Oh right, Monday was "Family Day".  :facepalm:
Wonder why my brain blotted THAT out?  :-P

So on with this weeks belated foray into creative dialogue on the Highway To Hell

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Re: QC Captions Volume #428 (2020 February 17-21)
« Reply #1 on: 20 Feb 2020, 07:42 »

RENEE: "So, does this normally happen when you go on road-trips, big guy, or am I specially honoured to be present for this metaphysical crisis event?"

BRUN: "Flying angelfish..."

ELLIOT: "Memo to self: 'Don't drive towards the vanishing point!'"
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Re: QC Captions Volume #428 (2020 February 17-21)
« Reply #2 on: 20 Feb 2020, 10:56 »

Renee: “I told you not to take that exit. Now we’re stuck on the Highway to Hell.”

Brun: “Hell? I thought the sign said New Jersey Turnpike.”

Elliot: ”Oh God that’s even worse.”
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Re: QC Captions Volume #428 (2020 February 17-21)
« Reply #3 on: 20 Feb 2020, 17:28 »

RENEÉ: You forgot to ask them to make your latte dairy-free, didn't you?"
BRUN: "That's number 7."
ELLIOT: "Maybe?!? We were already running late. Oh God, why is she counting them?"
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Re: QC Captions Volume #428 (2020 February 17-21)
« Reply #4 on: 21 Feb 2020, 03:41 »

Renée: Did you hear something?
Brun: No
Elliot: There's no need to be nervous, just a boat with explosives coming down... Why do these things keep happening?
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Re: QC Captions Volume #428 (2020 February 17-21)
« Reply #5 on: 21 Feb 2020, 10:37 »

Renee: “I told you not to take that exit. Now we’re stuck on the Highway to Hell.”
Brun: “Hell? I thought the sign said New Jersey Turnpike.”
Elliot: ”Oh God that’s even worse.”
Elliot: "So how the heck did we end up in Michigan?"


Renee: “You just hit a Japanese exchange student.”
Brun: “Hey there is a very fancy doily appearing in the sky.”
Elliot: "I should have rented the HINO."


Renee: “That is why you don't blindly trust the GPS on a rental vehicle.”
Brun: “I am pretty sure that was a Wendigo.”
Elliot: "Anything that puts me on it's dinner menu is going to be an entree at the roadkill cafe."
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Re: QC Captions Volume #428 (2020 February 17-21)
« Reply #6 on: 21 Feb 2020, 11:14 »

Brun: "You guys ever get this strange desire to drive into the headlights of the oncoming traffic?"
Elliot: "Noooooo..... Let me drive. Oh, I am the one driving. Must. Concentrate."
Renee: "Don't worry. The painkillers do this to her."
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Re: QC Captions Volume #428 (2020 February 17-21)
« Reply #7 on: 19 Mar 2020, 01:46 »

``I can't believe you let someone implant explosives into your colon!''
``A bomb ass.''
``Do you think I'm comfortable with this?''
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