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Butts Disease
« on: 23 Feb 2020, 18:48 »

Jeph's Butts Disease seems to have spread to Zach Wienersmith over at SMBC.

https://www.smbc-comics.com/comic/the-denial-of-butts

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Re: Butts Disease
« Reply #1 on: 26 Feb 2020, 13:11 »

BUTTS!
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Re: Butts Disease
« Reply #2 on: 26 Feb 2020, 13:12 »

Well, to be fair, Jeph caught it from Willis.
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Re: Butts Disease
« Reply #3 on: 26 Feb 2020, 14:40 »

Well, to be fair, Jeph caught it from Willis.
And Willis got it by sniffing them so much?
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Re: Butts Disease
« Reply #4 on: 26 Feb 2020, 20:35 »

Well, to be fair, Jeph caught it from Willis.
And Willis got it by sniffing them so much?
I think at one point in time he had his up one..... man he has been publishing online for a looooooooong time. Then again I have been online for a long time.
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Re: Butts Disease
« Reply #5 on: 26 Feb 2020, 21:08 »

IDK if Zach caught it from Jeph or not.
I recall an SMBC where there's a LGM explain to a pair of humans that humanity is only so intelligent because the genes for big asses are closely tied to those for intelligence.
[Too tired to remember terms from genetics class, and not enough time for an archive dive.]
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Re: Butts Disease
« Reply #6 on: 27 Feb 2020, 02:04 »

:::Tries to think of a way to pun "Butts" and "Coronavirus":::

:::Fails:::  :-(
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Re: Butts Disease
« Reply #7 on: 27 Feb 2020, 06:32 »

:::Tries to think of a way to pun "Butts" and "Coronavirus":::

:::Fails:::  :-(

If you manage to pull that off, I'll crown you Pundit-King of Butts myself.
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Re: Butts Disease
« Reply #8 on: 27 Feb 2020, 09:59 »

:::Tries to think of a way to pun "Butts" and "Coronavirus":::

:::Fails:::  :-(

"Colona virus" is the closest I can think of.
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Re: Butts Disease
« Reply #9 on: 27 Feb 2020, 16:59 »

:::Tries to think of a way to pun "Butts" and "Coronavirus":::

:::Fails:::  :-(

Hard, isn't it? It's almost as though 'corona' and 'butt' are at completely opposite ends.
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Re: Butts Disease
« Reply #10 on: 27 Feb 2020, 19:56 »

I recall an SMBC where there's a LGM explain to a pair of humans that humanity is only so intelligent because the genes for big asses are closely tied to those for intelligence.
https://www.smbc-comics.com/comic/2014-09-08
(votey: "NO THIS IS NOT ACTUALLY TRUE")
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Re: Butts Disease
« Reply #11 on: 27 Feb 2020, 20:04 »

Truly, Sir Mix-A-Lot is the most intelligent human alive.
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Re: Butts Disease
« Reply #12 on: 28 Feb 2020, 11:36 »

I recall an SMBC where there's a LGM explain to a pair of humans that humanity is only so intelligent because the genes for big asses are closely tied to those for intelligence.
https://www.smbc-comics.com/comic/2014-09-08
(votey: "NO THIS IS NOT ACTUALLY TRUE")

Though it was pleitropy in that that was the term I was blanking on.
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Re: Butts Disease
« Reply #13 on: 02 Mar 2020, 06:40 »

And now we have Millefeuille.  Truly the pursuit of big butts is an end unto itself. 




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Re: Butts Disease
« Reply #14 on: 02 Mar 2020, 08:40 »

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Re: Butts Disease
« Reply #15 on: 02 Mar 2020, 12:53 »

:::Tries to think of a way to pun "Butts" and "Coronavirus":::

:::Fails:::  :-(

"Colona virus" is the closest I can think of.
That would be more of a Ring around the Rosey
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