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Author Topic: QC Captions Volume #439 (2020 May 04-08)  (Read 2531 times)


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QC Captions Volume #439 (2020 May 04-08)
« on: 05 May 2020, 06:29 »

Sorry for the late posting.
Had to take the parental unit in for their annual tests.
The whole ordeal just drains me at the best of times and this C-19 crap just makes it so much worse that I just passed out for a couple of hours once I got home.
I ended up chastising the lab techs on their half assed cleanliness protocols.  :facepalm:

Today seems to have severed up a gem so lets see how well you all can polish it.  :-D

A good pun is it's own reword.
There is a difference between spare parts, extra parts and left over parts.

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Re: QC Captions Volume #439 (2020 May 04-08)
« Reply #1 on: 05 May 2020, 11:12 »

CLAIRE: "Oh man! I've been trying so many recipes lately, but I haven't had anything that tastes quite that good. Where'd you find the recipe and what's your secret."

TAI: "This little baggy has my two best friends in it. Their names are Cuban oregano and purples basil. I grow 'em in pots by the window."

DORA: "Wait, do you guys have a fridge full of leftovers too?"

MARTIN: "Easily a month's worth but it's really good."
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"Broken swords and dragon bones scattered on the way back home."

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Re: QC Captions Volume #439 (2020 May 04-08)
« Reply #2 on: 06 May 2020, 04:47 »

Claire: “My mom and I both really liked that stuff you got for us last week.”

Tai: “If you liked that, you will absolutely love my new friend, a little strain called Northern Light.”

Dora: “Back when we were dating, what would you have said if I told you that someday my girlfriend would be your girlfriend’s drug dealer?”

Marten: “I probably would have told you to lay off the weed.”
"It CAN'T be a bad decision, it resulted in CARROT CAKE!"


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Re: QC Captions Volume #439 (2020 May 04-08)
« Reply #3 on: 08 May 2020, 03:36 »

Claire: It's showing me a wonderful, peaceful grove, with unicorns, and flowers blowwoming with the smell of old books. I want to stay there forever.
Tai: It's our new blend, Librarian's SpecialTea. Synthetic experiences for all.
Dora: We're still trying to get FDA approval.
Marten: Ooh, can I get some?
Hope is the thing with feathers that perches in the soul and sings the tunes without the words and never stops at all.
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