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Author Topic: QC Captions Volume #440 (2020 May 11-15)  (Read 2503 times)

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QC Captions Volume #440 (2020 May 11-15)
« on: 12 May 2020, 06:17 »

Another week another panel to get creative with.

Let us have some self isolated fun here with some of our old favorites.




It was a tossup between the two but decided with the drama instead of everyone happy because happy is supposed to be boring for some reason
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A good pun is it's own reword.
There is a difference between spare parts, extra parts and left over parts.

The Venn diagram  for Common Sense and Good Sense has very little, if any, overlap.

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Re: QC Captions Volume #440 (2020 May 11-15)
« Reply #1 on: 12 May 2020, 10:12 »

EMILY: "... and that's how I confirmed that cats really can't phase through solid objects, no matter how much energy I put into raising the h-bar constant!"

HANNELORE: "So, now I get to worry about being mobbed by stray cats that have been in a nuclear accelerator."

CLAIRE: "So, what did you call the machine? The Large Hadron Catlider?"
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Re: QC Captions Volume #440 (2020 May 11-15)
« Reply #2 on: 12 May 2020, 13:22 »

Emily: “And that is exactly why it’s a bad idea to juggle sharp knives.”

Hannelore: “Whose turn is it to clean up the blood? I’ve lost track.”

Claire: “The good news is that Bay State Hospital in Springfield is really great at robo-prosthetics. I’ll have my mom send Tai the info for Clinton’s surgeon.”
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"It CAN'T be a bad decision, it resulted in CARROT CAKE!"

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Re: QC Captions Volume #440 (2020 May 11-15)
« Reply #3 on: 13 May 2020, 09:07 »

EMILY: "Carrot cake!"

HANNELORE: "But I wanted banana bread."

CLAIRE: "Ca------rro------t    ca---------ke"
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A good pun is it's own reword.
There is a difference between spare parts, extra parts and left over parts.

The Venn diagram  for Common Sense and Good Sense has very little, if any, overlap.
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