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Author Topic: QC Captions Volume #452 (2020 Aug 10-14)  (Read 2641 times)

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QC Captions Volume #452 (2020 Aug 10-14)
« on: 12 Aug 2020, 07:55 »
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A good pun is it's own reword.
There is a difference between spare parts, extra parts and left over parts.

The Venn diagram  for Common Sense and Good Sense has very little, if any, overlap.

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Re: QC Captions Volume #452 (2020 Aug 10-14)
« Reply #1 on: 12 Aug 2020, 08:54 »
CLINTON: "Hello platonic acquaintance and occasional harmless flirt-buddy! How is life going today? Do you like my revealing clothing choices?"

ELLIOT: "Sorry! Overwhelmed by hormonal response! Must go and hide away from uncertain outcomes!"

RENEE: "Stay and deal, coward!"
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Re: QC Captions Volume #452 (2020 Aug 10-14)
« Reply #2 on: 12 Aug 2020, 09:41 »
Clinton: Wow! I'd never guessed shirts made out of dermal covering would have that much stretch!
Elliot: It's a bit tight, now. Can I be excused?
Renee: Abs showing, and I'm on the wrong side. Damn it.
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Re: QC Captions Volume #452 (2020 Aug 10-14)
« Reply #3 on: 12 Aug 2020, 12:49 »
CLINTON: ""I am Lens; Lens the Reaper; Lens the Clear Unfolding; High Lens of the Sixty Second Brotherhood."

ELLIOT: "The jam is mouldy in the kitchen and the rolling rabbit gathers no moss" "Exit, stage right."

RENEE: "Get back here!"
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A good pun is it's own reword.
There is a difference between spare parts, extra parts and left over parts.

The Venn diagram  for Common Sense and Good Sense has very little, if any, overlap.

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Re: QC Captions Volume #452 (2020 Aug 10-14)
« Reply #4 on: 12 Aug 2020, 22:12 »
``Have you heard the good news? Our lord and saviour''---
``Aah! The weekly cannibals' brunch''---
``It's Saturday. Talk. To. Him.''

λa.(λb.a(b b))(λb.a(b b))sorry
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