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Author Topic: QC Captions Volume #457 (2020 Sep15-18)  (Read 2992 times)

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QC Captions Volume #457 (2020 Sep15-18)
« on: 18 Sep 2020, 04:59 »
 :psyduck: It's still a pandemic, why do I have so much work?  :psyduck:

Anyhow, here is this weeks instalment of What's My Line?

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Re: QC Captions Volume #457 (2020 Sep15-18)
« Reply #1 on: 18 Sep 2020, 05:03 »
Roko: Ugh, did you make that smell?
Beeps: Sorry, I just really, really need to go to the bathroom right now...
Lemon: Since when did robots poop?
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Re: QC Captions Volume #457 (2020 Sep15-18)
« Reply #2 on: 18 Sep 2020, 05:18 »
ROKO: "Beeps, seriously, I'm with the humans on 'not in polite company'!"

BEEPARICE: "I'm sorry Roko! My chassis cycles out waste gasses on an automatic schedule! I don't really feel right setting up overrides on that! I mean... I might offend the dev teams!"

LEMON: "It seems to me that life skill insecurity can have more than the expected consequences!"
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Re: QC Captions Volume #457 (2020 Sep15-18)
« Reply #3 on: 18 Sep 2020, 06:18 »
Roko: Beepatrice! That was strictly confidential between us!
Beeps: I'm sorry, it just, it just, it smelled so yeasty, it's the first thing I thought of.
Lemon: You know, I think it might have been the dumpster of an industrial bakery.
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Re: QC Captions Volume #457 (2020 Sep15-18)
« Reply #4 on: 18 Sep 2020, 20:52 »
—I'm tryn'ava crisis 'eah!
—I know! I'll try harder containing my angst.
—You need to have more respect for mental health.
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Re: QC Captions Volume #457 (2020 Sep15-18)
« Reply #5 on: 19 Sep 2020, 04:01 »
Roko: ``Sit down young lady! We're gonna teach you about it whether you like it or not!''
Beepatrice: ``But it's so gross! Can't I just read the Cyberpedia article when I get interested?''
Lemon: ``Beeps dear, we don't want to make you uncomfortable, but at your age there are persons who will want certain things from you, that you should understand before deciding whether to give it to them.''
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The glans, shaft, and testes had yet to be soldered together. (Probably due to Google.)
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