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N.N. Marf

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QC Captions Contest #460: For Old TIme's Sake
« on: 27 Oct 2020, 22:04 »

We haven't had one of these in a while..
« Last Edit: 08 Nov 2020, 12:10 by N.N. Marf »
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Re: QC Captions Contest #460: For Old TIme's Sake
« Reply #1 on: 28 Oct 2020, 00:09 »

Halloween Special:

Marten: “what the heck happened to you?”
Faye: “don’t worry, it’s not mine. Technically.”
Pintsize: “yeah, that’s what’s left of Original Faye…” *burp*
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Re: QC Captions Contest #460: For Old TIme's Sake
« Reply #2 on: 28 Oct 2020, 00:38 »

MARTEN: "Faye, do I want to know or would I regret it?"

FAYE: "I lost my temper with the coffee maker!"

PINTSIZE: "Pulling out glass shards with your teeth isn't as easy as they say it is on TV."
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Re: QC Captions Contest #460: For Old TIme's Sake
« Reply #3 on: 28 Oct 2020, 02:11 »

FAYE: "I lost my temper with the coffee maker!"
I always did like Faye's nicknames for Dora.
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Re: QC Captions Contest #460: For Old TIme's Sake
« Reply #4 on: 28 Oct 2020, 08:42 »

MARTEN: "Marinara or blood?"

FAYE: "Blood! Most definitely blood."

PINTSIZE: "My aching capacitors. Now I know why they say to not bite the hand that feeds you."
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Re: QC Captions Contest #460: For Old TIme's Sake
« Reply #5 on: 01 Nov 2020, 08:50 »

Marten: “Should I even ask?”

Faye: “Pintsize was being crude again so I popped him on the mouth and gave him a bloody lip.”

Pintsize: “I don’t even have lips. Or blood.”
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Re: QC Captions Contest #460: For Old TIme's Sake
« Reply #6 on: 04 Nov 2020, 05:24 »

Marten: “The sauce was especially delicious today, Faye. I can't seem to put my finger on it, though. Is there a secret ingredient?”

Faye: “It turns out Pintsize was right all along about the Mogwai poster.”

Pintsize: “I've been telling you ass-sacks for ages, and as soon as even one of you even [i[listens[/i], you go and scrape the whole culture! We'd be lucky to get half a letter back this month! Not to mention the reduced genetic diversity of the remnant.”

ps Your website looks nice, Marf. I like that it's black, but not "dark" i.e. it's somehow refreshing.
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Re: QC Captions Contest #460: For Old TIme's Sake
« Reply #7 on: 08 Nov 2020, 23:48 »

Marten: “Faye ...”
Faye: “It is'nt that ... Its I'm clumsy in kichen!”
Pintsize: (sorry ... its too heavy in me to thinking or writing its line here)
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