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Author Topic: QC Captions Contest #461: S!#$$y Redux  (Read 322 times)

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QC Captions Contest #461: S!#$$y Redux
« on: 01 Nov 2020, 22:17 »

« Last Edit: 08 Nov 2020, 12:10 by N.N. Marf »
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Re: QC Captions Contest #461: S!#$$y Redux
« Reply #1 on: 01 Nov 2020, 23:25 »

PANEL ONE
RENEE: "I'll have you know that I don't have any remaining 'High School Regrets', Brun! Yes, I made mistakes and did bad things but I was a child and I've moved on."

BRUN: "Okay."

PANEL TWO
RENEE (Texting): "I only bullied you because I hoped that it would make you notice me!"

PANEL THREE
BRUN: "So, 'moving on' involves still lusting after your secret crush?"

RENEE: "Damn you, subconscious libedo!!!"
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Re: QC Captions Contest #461: S!#$$y Redux
« Reply #2 on: 04 Nov 2020, 05:02 »

PANEL ONE
RENEE: "We're not little kids anymore. We gotta have propriety."

BRUN: "Propriety."

PANEL TWO
RENEE (Texting): "Though strangers we have now long been
I must propose we meet at coffee and/or lunch
Next Saturday noon"

PANEL THREE
BRUN: "Is that a representative photograph?"

RENEE: ". . . Know what? Fuck 'propriety'."

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