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[Callinectes]

It is true. Do not be alarmed or suspicious. Do not approach me with explosive weaponry or milk from one of your mammals. Because I am human like you and commit all the human activities that you will mention before I do.

[Thrillho]

Perhaps later, using our corporeal forms, we can eat plant and animal matter, and be nourished by it!

[Farideh]

Afterwards we will lie down, close our (completely normal) eyes, and enter stand-by mode while hallucinating vividly.

[Gnabberwocky]

Then, perhaps, we shall re-enter consciousness abruptly using a loud and obnoxious sound at a specific point in the fourth dimension and engage in labor for currency (or for education, depending on how long you have existed and how much prior education you have received).

[cybersmurf]

And very maybe, if we like each other well enough, we might bump into each other. With our crotches.

[Callinectes]

And very maybe, if we like each other well enough, we might bump into each other. With our crotches.

We humans sure are authentic! And very, very strange.

[Tova]

I am tapping a rectangular electronic device in a coded manner which will signal via an unreasonably complex communication scheme to some fellow humans my approval of this thread.

[FreshScrod]

The instruction manual mentioned nothing of vivid hallucinations!

[Is it cold in here?]

Welcome, authentic human!