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QC Captions Volume #464 (2020 Dec14-18)
« on: 14 Dec 2020, 04:52 »

Where did the snow go? You sure this is winter and not just the season of Blech?

Well, it tis time for another episode of "Say What?"

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Re: QC Captions Volume #464 (2020 Dec14-18)
« Reply #1 on: 14 Dec 2020, 05:04 »

MILLIFEULLE: "It does what?"

FAYE: "Haha, don't worry! Bubs says it's like a long diagnostic!"

BUBBLES: "Faye, whilst I approve you helping a fellow cross-species couple, could you not go into such detail?"
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Re: QC Captions Volume #464 (2020 Dec14-18)
« Reply #2 on: 15 Dec 2020, 22:31 »

MILLIFEULLE: "It cost how much?"

FAYE: "Hay, the bulk is covered by the manufacturer since we are returning the original to them with the diagnostic file."

BUBBLES: "Faye, you did remember to prune the file of non-pertinent data like GPS locations as well as audio and video files right? Right Faye?" Faye!"
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Re: QC Captions Volume #464 (2020 Dec14-18)
« Reply #3 on: 15 Dec 2020, 22:58 »

MILLIFEULLE: "Oh my god what is THAT?"

FAYE: "Haha, nice try! I stopped falling for that years ago."

BUBBLES: "Hmmm. Optical data suggests a wide, flat vertical surface of roughly consistent color. My diagnosis is a wall."
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Re: QC Captions Volume #464 (2020 Dec14-18)
« Reply #4 on: 17 Dec 2020, 01:14 »

MILLIFEULLE: "No, I never read my manual"

FAYE: "Hahaha wait seriously! Is it all robots? if I had a manual I would read it."

BUBBLES: "Faye its a sensitive thing! You wouldn't get past the first chapter either, its an existential crisis about limited warranties and that your mostly fragile components wrapped around a highly explosive fuel source."

(Next page Faye stomach gurgling from bad burrito)
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Re: QC Captions Volume #464 (2020 Dec14-18)
« Reply #5 on: 17 Dec 2020, 16:37 »

FAYE: "Yata!!! Watakushi tachi wa sō shi mashi ta! Shigoto ga owa^ ta ! ! ! Soshite, mattaku waruigi shigoto de wa ari mase n."
MILLIE: "AU come true?!?."
BUBBLES: "Please excuse her. She's decided to learn Japanese by typing in random phrases into an online translator instead of continuing her Duolingo subscription. Dear, it's just 'warui'. Waruigi is the lanky guy in purple and black."
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Re: QC Captions Volume #464 (2020 Dec14-18)
« Reply #6 on: 18 Dec 2020, 01:19 »

Millie: How much?!?!
Faye: Nah, that's for an arm and a leg.
Bubbles: Faye, would you stop trying to scare our customers off?
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Re: QC Captions Volume #464 (2020 Dec14-18)
« Reply #7 on: 18 Dec 2020, 01:57 »

MILLIFEULLE: AAAAH !!! I GOTTA PEE !!!

FAYE: LOL ! ROBOT ? PEE ? WHAT ? LOL !

BUBBLES: The ambition the manufacturers have for making robot bodies like human bodies has clearly gone overboard recently.
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