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WCDT June 21st - June 25th (4551-4555)
« on: 20 Jun 2021, 18:18 »

New week, new WCDT. No poll because I can't come up with anything on a Monday.
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Re: WCDT June 21st - June 25th (4551-4555)
« Reply #1 on: 20 Jun 2021, 18:19 »

New comic!

And now all the bread behind Clinton has been toasted.
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« Reply #2 on: 20 Jun 2021, 18:32 »

Does overheating Clinton smell like pine as well?
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« Reply #3 on: 20 Jun 2021, 18:36 »

Well cooked nerd.

That was cute....

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Re: WCDT June 21st - June 25th (4551-4555)
« Reply #4 on: 20 Jun 2021, 18:54 »

Ah yes, the state of mind where even when you manage to say something sexy and boldly flirtatious, you immediately overthink it, get nervous, and ruin your own line. Half the secret to being like Sven is knowing how to turn off the self-doubt. On the other hand, sometimes there's nothing cuter than flirting badly. As Clinton says, it worked.
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« Reply #5 on: 21 Jun 2021, 02:18 »

Oh Elliot, you were doing so well and then the self-consciousness kicked in.
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Re: WCDT June 21st - June 25th (4551-4555)
« Reply #6 on: 21 Jun 2021, 10:34 »

I've sometimes wondered if it was possible to "blush to death". In this case, I hope not...
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« Reply #7 on: 21 Jun 2021, 12:35 »

If only I could find myself a big, soft yet strong boy.

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Re: WCDT June 21st - June 25th (4551-4555)
« Reply #8 on: 21 Jun 2021, 14:15 »

If only I could find myself a big, soft yet strong boy.


Time to start lurking on the message boards?
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« Reply #9 on: 21 Jun 2021, 16:14 »

If only I could find myself a big, soft yet strong boy.


Time to start lurking on the message boards?

...are they recruiting mods

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Re: WCDT June 21st - June 25th (4551-4555)
« Reply #10 on: 21 Jun 2021, 18:15 »

New comic.

One of them will faint if this keeps up.


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You can never have too many mods.
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« Reply #11 on: 21 Jun 2021, 18:50 »

Once again, Renee says what we're all thinking....

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« Reply #12 on: 21 Jun 2021, 19:34 »

Their progress bar toward Fucking is loading as fast as it can

You can see their little color wheels spinning up a storm
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« Reply #13 on: 21 Jun 2021, 19:45 »

The only question is how is Clinton going to screw this up?
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« Reply #14 on: 21 Jun 2021, 20:32 »

The only question is how is Clinton going to screw this up?

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They're both trying, right?
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« Reply #15 on: 21 Jun 2021, 21:52 »

I like the boys but "Oh Dear!"
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« Reply #16 on: 21 Jun 2021, 22:15 »

They might be working on it, but it's best to not have sex in the store: the health department looks down on such acts around food.
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« Reply #17 on: 22 Jun 2021, 07:11 »

They might be working on it, but it's best to not have sex in the store: the health department looks down on such acts around food.
In my experience, this is what the loo is for.
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Re: WCDT June 21st - June 25th (4551-4555)
« Reply #18 on: 22 Jun 2021, 11:04 »

Butt stuff imminent

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« Reply #19 on: 22 Jun 2021, 18:27 »

New comic.

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Re: WCDT June 21st - June 25th (4551-4555)
« Reply #20 on: 22 Jun 2021, 19:24 »

 :parrot: Anybody placing bets on wholl be the big spoon?  :parrot:
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« Reply #21 on: 22 Jun 2021, 20:29 »

Criminy!

They're going to have to take this slow so neither of them have an anuerysm.
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« Reply #22 on: 22 Jun 2021, 20:33 »

They might be working on it, but it's best to not have sex in the store: the health department looks down on such acts around food.
In my experience, this is what the loo is for.

No.

Publib restrooms are often filthy enough without having to clean up coital fluids. Please be kind to the employees and don't do that.
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« Reply #23 on: 22 Jun 2021, 21:01 »

I hope the post-coital daze is going to be as good as the pre-coital daze!
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« Reply #24 on: 22 Jun 2021, 21:41 »

They might be working on it, but it's best to not have sex in the store: the health department looks down on such acts around food.
In my experience, this is what the loo is for.

No.

Publib restrooms are often filthy enough without having to clean up coital fluids. Please be kind to the employees and don't do that.
To be fair, my companion in this instance was an employee at the establishment.
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« Reply #25 on: 22 Jun 2021, 23:00 »

I'm going to use the phrase pre-coital daze
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« Reply #26 on: 22 Jun 2021, 23:24 »

They might be working on it, but it's best to not have sex in the store: the health department looks down on such acts around food.
In my experience, this is what the loo is for.

No.

Publib restrooms are often filthy enough without having to clean up coital fluids. Please be kind to the employees and don't do that.
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To those that have to clean the restrooms, a traitor.
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« Reply #27 on: 22 Jun 2021, 23:37 »

I'm going to use the phrase pre-coital daze

Will it be your new pre-coital phrase

Or are you just going through a pre-coital phase
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« Reply #28 on: 23 Jun 2021, 00:23 »

I hope the post-coital daze is going to be as good as the pre-coital daze!

Post-coital will be the two of them passed out unable to move with smiles on their faces with Mrs. Augustus trying her hardest to not laugh at the two exerting so much energy that they burned themselves out
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« Reply #29 on: 23 Jun 2021, 00:55 »

I hope the post-coital daze is going to be as good as the pre-coital daze!

Post-coital will be the two of them passed out unable to move with smiles on their faces with Mrs. Augustus trying her hardest to not laugh at the two exerting so much energy that they burned themselves out
Nah, it will be a painkiller haze because someone stepped on the bottle of lube and they KOd themselves falling out of the bed.
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« Reply #30 on: 23 Jun 2021, 09:57 »

"... and meet your cat."
Yay has choosen to visit. Hercules is putty in their hands. Things get awkward.
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« Reply #31 on: 23 Jun 2021, 10:12 »

To be fair, my companion in this instance was an employee at the establishment.

To those that have to clean the restrooms, a traitor.

I am curious as to what you think sex is like, and yet at the same time I really don't want to know.  :-)
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« Reply #32 on: 23 Jun 2021, 12:48 »

I am curious as to what you think sex is like, and yet at the same time I really don't want to know.  :-)

Perhaps they're thinking of May, Sven and the watermelon?
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« Reply #33 on: 23 Jun 2021, 13:13 »

To be fair, my companion in this instance was an employee at the establishment.

To those that have to clean the restrooms, a traitor.

I am curious as to what you think sex is like, and yet at the same time I really don't want to know.  :-)

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« Reply #34 on: 23 Jun 2021, 14:08 »

"... and meet your cat."
Yay has choosen to visit. Hercules is putty in their hands. Things get awkward.
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Re: WCDT June 21st - June 25th (4551-4555)
« Reply #35 on: 23 Jun 2021, 14:41 »

If this is pre-, then post- they will be incoherent and unable to move for an hour.
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« Reply #36 on: 23 Jun 2021, 17:17 »

I hope the post-coital daze is going to be as good as the pre-coital daze!

Post-coital will be the two of them passed out unable to move with smiles on their faces with Mrs. Augustus trying her hardest to not laugh at the two exerting so much energy that they burned themselves out
Nah, it will be a painkiller haze because someone stepped on the bottle of lube and they KOd themselves falling out of the bed.

But how is it post-coital if they haven't had coitus if they knocked themselves out? it seems more like pre-coital concussive foreplay to me ;)
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« Reply #37 on: 23 Jun 2021, 17:54 »

I hope the post-coital daze is going to be as good as the pre-coital daze!

Post-coital will be the two of them passed out unable to move with smiles on their faces with Mrs. Augustus trying her hardest to not laugh at the two exerting so much energy that they burned themselves out
Nah, it will be a painkiller haze because someone stepped on the bottle of lube and they KOd themselves falling out of the bed.

But how is it post-coital if they haven't had coitus if they knocked themselves out? it seems more like pre-coital concussive foreplay to me ;)
They carelessly discarded the bottle after applying it then stepped on it getting out of the bed after theyd had their fun. 
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Re: WCDT June 21st - June 25th (4551-4555)
« Reply #38 on: 23 Jun 2021, 18:34 »

New comic.

There is a strong prevalence in this comic of people / AIs either deliberately or accidentally following other people / AIs around :D
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« Reply #39 on: 23 Jun 2021, 19:07 »

I mean, Hanners used to do that.  :-D

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Re: WCDT June 21st - June 25th (4551-4555)
« Reply #40 on: 23 Jun 2021, 19:24 »

Stalking, lock picking, occasional murder threats... She's a complicated person!
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« Reply #41 on: 23 Jun 2021, 19:45 »

Probably a little scary to come out of your wandering haze right next to Bubbles.

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« Reply #42 on: 23 Jun 2021, 20:20 »

Stalking, lock picking, occasional murder threats... She's a complicated person!

But only to people she cares about...her OCD wouldn't let her do that when it's strangers involved.

Probably a little scary to come out of your wandering haze right next to Bubbles.

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« Reply #43 on: 23 Jun 2021, 20:23 »

Theory here: Melon is trying so hard to be nice that she misses the social cues and visual input right in front of her. It's not so much a quirk as it's just her trying hard to be a good person but unknowingly doing something that might be misconstrued as wrong or offensive.
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« Reply #44 on: 23 Jun 2021, 20:54 »

To be fair, my companion in this instance was an employee at the establishment.

To those that have to clean the restrooms, a traitor.

I am curious as to what you think sex is like, and yet at the same time I really don't want to know.  :-)

It's not the sex itself, it's that I've been the one who had to clean up the stall. I have a very strong sense of smell[1], and between the smell of the rancid sweat[2] and the used condoms thrown about[3], I wanted to puke a bit. Hence my emphatic 'no'.


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[2] 3 to 4 hour gym sock and jock strap and some sort of infection level of stink.
[3] I know it was the restroom at the back of the store, but they still should have been caught sooner.

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« Reply #45 on: 23 Jun 2021, 21:14 »

I am curious as to what you think sex is like, and yet at the same time I really don't want to know.  :-)

It's not the sex itself, it's that I've been the one who had to clean up the stall. I have a very strong sense of smell[1], and between the smell of the rancid sweat[2] and the used condoms thrown about[3], I wanted to puke a bit. Hence my emphatic 'no'.

If it's any consolation, condoms aren't really a thing for me, not having a penis and all. And I dispose of any gloves I use. :-)

But, yes, I have no desire to ever go back to working in the service industry.
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Re: WCDT June 21st - June 25th (4551-4555)
« Reply #46 on: 23 Jun 2021, 21:19 »

huh.  who's the guy on the left, new character?
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« Reply #47 on: 23 Jun 2021, 21:26 »

Martin?  He's the original character.
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« Reply #48 on: 23 Jun 2021, 21:54 »

It's a bit of a running gag on the WCDT that whenever Marten shows up, we wonder who that mysterious gentleman is (since he doesn't appear as often anymore).
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« Reply #49 on: 23 Jun 2021, 23:21 »

I've got to honestly say that this is my favourite strip of the week so far.

It isn't just because it's light-hearted and isn't trying to sell certain plot threads that I've never liked or been interested in. It's because it's actually quite insightful. 'Walk and talk' has been a staple of QC from the beginning but I do like the little self-aware touch here that, maybe, as a consequence, one of the walker-talkers may end up going somewhere they didn't intend to go... or don't know... and maybe from which they can't find the way home.

I just guess Beepatrice was enjoying her time with Claire so much that she didn't really notice that she'd ended up in a different part of town and in someone else's home. It's implied that this happens to her a lot.

It's a bit of a running gag on the WCDT that whenever Marten shows up, we wonder who that mysterious gentleman is (since he doesn't appear as often anymore).

Yeah, a running in-joke that fell flat and stopped even being worthy of an eye-roll about two years ago.
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