Hmm… Do you ever get the urge to quaff copious amounts of beer and sing about gold? (sadly, my ancestry seems to be more orcish)
Root beer, yes. Regular beer no.
You're lucky - I'm 188cm (6ft 2in) with a build like Gollum...
Well, yes and no.
It's great for taking hits[1], but clothes shopping is a pain. While there may be big-and-tall stores, nothing like that exists for short and stocky. Everything is usually at least two sizes too long if it fits widthwise. Though, one of my coworkers is about the same height as me but he's petite, so he can completely hide behind me if we go back to back[2]. Which is hilarious for pranking other coworkers with a jumpscare.
[1] Speaking as someone who's been hit by multiple cars as a pedestrian and a bicyclist without breaking any bones. Thankfully at intersections with stops for all but one instance. Please don't talk on the phone or text while driving, BTW. That was 3 of those times.
EDIT: truncating clothes shopping complaints
EDIT: [2] My forearms are as big around as his leg-calves.