The tone is going to be lowered further than it already has been.
Are you ready for some pop songstresses who I'd bang?
And even say I liked their music, just for that privilege?
There might even be some borderline respectable musicians in there too.
I think I'm about to post 12 people. That's a lot. Fuck you.
Lyndsey Lohan (pre-eating disorder)
Fergie from Black Eyed Peas
Dani Minogue
Amy Lee
Ana Matronic (yes, really. I think the tattoo's hot. And she's got a bit of meat on her bones.)
Avril Lavigne (can you feel my already minimal creidbility whiling away?)
Brody Dalle (I think she'd be the man in the bedroom. That's hot.)
Cheryl Tweedy from Girls Aloud
Christina Aguilera (apparently her boobs are fake, but they've always looked like that as far as I'm concerned so it doesn't bother me. I have so many pictures of her I could have posted.)
Kylie Minogue
Noemi from Helalyn Flowers, my Italian goddess
Mariah Carey
Last but by no means least, and unfortunately her big beautiful cans are not in shot because all of my pictures of her are huge except this one, the wonderful Ashlee Simpson, whose well-produced pop songs I can genuinely appreciate on occasion.