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« on: 05 Feb 2005, 06:51 »

Ok, at the risk of another "list" or "name your _____" thread.....



Some of the wackiest lyrics you've ever heard?  I offer to nominate....

"Your hair is eeeeeeeeeeeeeeeverywheeeeeeeeeeeeeeeere screaming infidelities...." - Dashboard Confessional (for those that don't know)

Anyway, discuss!

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« Reply #1 on: 05 Feb 2005, 07:49 »

~i think ov sharp things in the mourning~
-Spahn Ranch
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« Reply #2 on: 05 Feb 2005, 08:37 »

Monty Python's Penis song....

Or Eric the Half a Bee
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« Reply #3 on: 05 Feb 2005, 08:46 »

Stephen Malkmus-The Hook

"At age 19 I was kidnapped by turkish pirates/mediterranean thugs/after some torture they considered me their mascot..

there is no time to pray and there is no time beg/and then its off with an arm or its off with a leg/and if I spare your life/its because it tires me.."

fantastic song!
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« Reply #4 on: 05 Feb 2005, 08:47 »

Q And Not U - "Y Plus White Girls"

since we breathe clock and telephone,
basement fires keep us so alive.
with confetti on the escalator steps, get set.
phone calls.
clock and tv sets.
sense-sex.
type and file.
i'm not paid enough to understand
that this position was always in demand.
the boys throw the girls into the pool.
so the girls throw the boys into the pool.
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« Reply #5 on: 05 Feb 2005, 09:04 »

In the dark,
Where all the fevers grow.
Under the water,
Where the shark bubbles blow.
In the mornin’,
By yer radio.
Do the walls close in t’suffocate ya?
You ain’t got no friends . . .
An’ all the others: they hate ya!
Does the life you been leadin’ gotta go?
Well, let me straighten you out,
About a little russian restaurant I know . . .
get yer shoes ’n socks on people, it’s right aroun’ the corner!

Out through the night
An’ the whisperin’ breezes,
To the place where they keep
The imaginary diseases.

Now scientists call this disease bromidrosis.
And well they should,
Even napoleon knows that.
But us regular folks,
Who might wear a tennis shoe
Or an occasional python boot,
Know this exquisite little inconvenience by the name of:
Stink foot.

Y’know, my python boot is too tight
I couldn’t get it off last night
A week went by, an’ now it’s july
I finally got it off
An’ my girl-friend cry
You got stink foot! stink foot, darlin’
Your stink foot puts a hurt on my nose!
Stink foot! stink foot! I ain’t lyin’,
Can you rinse it off, d’you suppose?

Here fido . . . fido . . .
Here fido . . . bring the slippers little puppy
Yes, that’s a good dog! yes!
Arf, arf, arf!
SICK.

Frank Zappa's Stinkfoot. Weird as hell.
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but the music sucks because the keyboards don't have the cold/mechanical sound they had but a wannabe techno sound that it's pathetic for Rammstein standars.

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« Reply #6 on: 05 Feb 2005, 11:31 »

either

Atom And His Package - Shopping Spree

I CANT TAKE IT NO MORE
SO I"M GOING ON A SHOPPING SPREE, YEAH
I CANT TAKE NO MONEY
CAUSE I SPENT IT ON A SHOPPING SPREE, YEAH!

or annie's chewing gum

"you think I think your chocolate but i'm chewing gum."
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« Reply #7 on: 05 Feb 2005, 11:37 »

"Macdonalds
Macdonalds
Kentucky fried chicken and a
Pizza Hut"

....Need I say more?
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« Reply #8 on: 05 Feb 2005, 11:51 »

Nooooooooooooooo! Not the Fast Food Rockers!! *covers ears and rocks back and forth*
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« Reply #9 on: 05 Feb 2005, 13:53 »

Seatbelts : the singing sea

The singing sea
The talking trees
A Silent in a noisy way

The stars are bright
But give no light
The world spins backward everyday

A rainbow rat
A checkered cat
Go tail in tail around the road
The mouse is pleased
The moon is cheese
The sun is shining hot and cold

A golden bird
Today I heard
Sitting upon a silver branch
His little song was very long
Which made me sad and start to laugh

My sister is he
My brother is she
But there is only me in the family
When I grow up
I'll go down
The river to the Singing Sea
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« Reply #10 on: 05 Feb 2005, 13:55 »

Just as he hit
The ground
They lowered a tow that
Stuck in his neck to the gills
Fragments of sobriquets
riddle me this
three half eaten corneas
who hit the aureole
Stalk the ground
Stalk the ground
You should have seen
The curse that flew right by you
Page of concrete
Stained walks crutch in hobbled sway
Auto-da-fé
A capillary hint of red
Only this manupod
Crescent in shape has escaped
The house half the way
Fell empty with teeth
That split both his lips
Mark these words
One day this chalk outline will circle this city
Was he robbed of the asphalt that cushioned his face
A room colored charlatan
Hid in a safe
Stalk the ground
Stalk the ground
You should have seen
The curse that flew right by you
Page of concrete
Stain walks crutch in hobbled sway
Auto-da-fé
A capillary hint of red
Only this manupod
Crescent in shape has escaped
Pull the pins
Save your grace
Mark these words
On his grave
You should have seen
The curse that flew right by you
Page of concrete
Stain walks crutch in hobbled sway
Auto-da-fé
A capillary hint of red
Everyone knows the last toes are
Always the coldest to go


Make sense out of that, will you?
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« Reply #11 on: 05 Feb 2005, 14:01 »

"Someone left the cake out in the rain
I don't think that I can take it
'Cause it took so long to bake it
And I'll never have that recipe again
Oh, no! "

Ugh.
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« Reply #12 on: 05 Feb 2005, 14:12 »

There's antimony, arsenic, aluminum, selenium,
And hydrogen and oxygen and nitrogen and rhenium,
And nickel, neodymium, neptunium, germanium,
And iron, americium, ruthenium, uranium,
Europium, zirconium, lutetium, vanadium,
And lanthanum and osmium and astatine and radium,
And gold and protactinium and indium and gallium,
And iodine and thorium and thulium and thallium.

There's yttrium, ytterbium, actinium, rubidium,
And boron, gadolinium, niobium, iridium,
And strontium and silicon and silver and samarium,
And bismuth, bromine, lithium, beryllium, and barium.

There's holmium and helium and hafnium and erbium,
And phosphorus and francium and fluorine and terbium,
And manganese and mercury, molybdenum, magnesium,
Dysprosium and scandium and cerium and cesium.
And lead, praseodymium, and platinum, plutonium,
Palladium, promethium, potassium, polonium,
And tantalum, technetium, titanium, tellurium,
And cadmium and calcium and chromium and curium.

There's sulfur, californium, and fermium, berkelium,
And also mendelevium, einsteinium, nobelium,
And argon, krypton, neon, radon, xenon, zinc, and rhodium,
And chlorine, carbon, cobalt, copper, tungsten, tin, and sodium.

These are the only ones of which the news has come to Ha'vard,
And there may be many others, but they haven't been discavard.

http://www.privatehand.com/flash/elements.html
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« Reply #13 on: 05 Feb 2005, 16:36 »

I have seen the golden goat
And he would like to lick my throat
I know he's mean
I know he's poor
I know he waits
Outside my door
The goat's too weak to do me harm
But he has got a big long arm
It fills my dreams
It's in my head
It makes me shake
And wet my bed

The Golden Goat by The Residents
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but the music sucks because the keyboards don't have the cold/mechanical sound they had but a wannabe techno sound that it's pathetic for Rammstein standars.

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« Reply #14 on: 05 Feb 2005, 16:49 »

Red Hot Chili Peppers - Yertle the Turtle

Then down from below
In the great turtle stack
Came a burp from a plain
Little turtle named Mack
Just part of the throne
This burpin' little turtle
Looked up and said "I beg
Your pardon king Yertle"
I've pains in my back
My shoulders and my knees
How long must we stand
Here your majesty
"Silence !" the king of the
Turtles barked back
To the bad burpin'
Little turtle named Mack
I'm Yertle the turtle
Oh marvelous me for
I am ruler of all that I see

basically a take-off of Dr. Seuss, but to music its just strange.
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« Reply #15 on: 05 Feb 2005, 20:15 »

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There's antimony, arsenic, aluminum, selenium...


"Tom Lehrer's muse is not fettered by such inhibiting factors as taste"

A lot of his songs are just as crazy, Poisening Pigeons, murdering a loving wife (this was in the 50's too), peddling dope, plagerising, killing game wardens. Great fun.
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« Reply #16 on: 05 Feb 2005, 20:17 »

"things i don't remember" - ugly casanova

things i don't remember
how the hell'd we get here?
how the hell did we get here?
things i don't remeber
dressed up alligators
how the hell'd we get here?

things i don't remeber
there were dressed up alligators
there was come on the piano
disco dancin' neighbors
who were born in mashed potatoes
caught with our pants down
hidin' in the dollhouse
figured out what we're good for
you're the sailor and i'm your port
things i don't remember
we undressed for the tailor
the skin was lightly salted
opened up a can of loud mouth malted
high-fives in your eyes
push the gas and now i'm kissin' good-byes
looking for a purpose
how the hell'd we get here?

there were things i don't remember
there were messed up alligators
there we endless conversations
noone's guts were really moving
all that dust was overflowing
all my mellow-bellied temptations

things i don't remember (x21)

figured out what i'm good for making anything look better
how the hell could our neighbor?
even then i was a sailor
there were jokes that didn't land
every end was too diciple in sand

things i don't remember
there was undress for the tailor
there were jokes that couldn't land
there were disco dancin' neighbors
they were born in mashed potatoes

how the hell'd we get here?
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« Reply #17 on: 05 Feb 2005, 20:21 »

Most of Isaac Brock's lyrics are pretty insane - but I do love that song
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« Reply #18 on: 05 Feb 2005, 22:41 »

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Frank Zappa's Stinkfoot. Weird as hell.


Heh, and that's probably one of his more down-to-earth songs. :) Where's the nuclear powered pansexual Roto-Plooker? :D
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« Reply #19 on: 05 Feb 2005, 23:01 »

Almost cut my hair
It happened just the other day
It was getting kind of long
I could have said it was in my way

~Crosby, Stills, Nash, and Young
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« Reply #20 on: 05 Feb 2005, 23:34 »

Quote

Just as he hit
The ground
They lowered a tow that
Stuck in his neck to the gills
Fragments of sobriquets
riddle me this
three half eaten corneas
who hit the aureole
Stalk the ground
Stalk the ground
You should have seen
The curse that flew right by you
Page of concrete
Stained walks crutch in hobbled sway
Auto-da-fé
A capillary hint of red
Only this manupod
Crescent in shape has escaped
The house half the way
Fell empty with teeth
That split both his lips
Mark these words
One day this chalk outline will circle this city
Was he robbed of the asphalt that cushioned his face
A room colored charlatan
Hid in a safe
Stalk the ground
Stalk the ground
You should have seen
The curse that flew right by you
Page of concrete
Stain walks crutch in hobbled sway
Auto-da-fé
A capillary hint of red
Only this manupod
Crescent in shape has escaped
Pull the pins
Save your grace
Mark these words
On his grave
You should have seen
The curse that flew right by you
Page of concrete
Stain walks crutch in hobbled sway
Auto-da-fé
A capillary hint of red
Everyone knows the last toes are
Always the coldest to go

Make sense out of that, will you?


With pleasure, its essentially about that Venegas guy jumping off a brigde over a road, committing suicide
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« Reply #21 on: 06 Feb 2005, 01:31 »

y'know, i used to like weird, oblique lyrics.  but then like, i figure that a lot of the fuckers writing these lyrics are doing it on purpose, so that they seem all tortured and arty, but really they are bored middle-class kids.

fuckers.

either that, or they are on The Heroin.  i think it's interesting that i'd actually rather than than for them to be trying too hard.
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« Reply #22 on: 06 Feb 2005, 02:23 »

Not only some of the strangest, but also quite depressing.  This song has been stuck in my head of late...

Skinny Puppy - Mirrorsaw

"Through the window, blowing in, message ensured
walk within car passes terminal empty cracks started
showing through unlisted mystery a dead child was thrown
through a window wind opens windows carry promises true will unleash us
dogs bite flesh, biting, exposing,
freezing the soul, whirlwind blowing through the
crashes ceiling no fantasies gone ages ago
crashes through privacy gone ages ago
freezes hands, pale, lighter,
frozen paintings, illumination, illumination gone,
illumination, illumination gone, illumination not wrong,
sides heaving, chest boxed in, I will find the real
you/finally heal you, lighter, hand in smokes,
my treasures, there to know, I write a note,
tossed aside, tossed aside, shines through a
powder, baby the real you, blood shines through a powder,
reads the real you, love shines through a
powder, feel the real you, shines
through a powder, final curtain, what's become of me and you?"
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« Reply #23 on: 06 Feb 2005, 04:53 »

My best friend's a butcher, he has sixteen knives
He carries them all over the town at least he tries
Oh look it stopped snowing
My best friend's from Poland and um, he has a beard
But they caught him with his case in that public place
that is what we had feared

He severed segments secretly, you like that
He always had the time to speak with me I liked him for that
He severed segments so secretly, you like that
He always took the time
He always took the time

C'mon now pussycat

My best friend's a butcher, he has sixteen knives
He carries them all over the town at least he tries
Oh look it stopped snowing
My best friend's from Poland and um, he has a beard
But they caught him with his case in that public place
That is what we had feared

He severed segments secretly you like that
He always had the time to speak with me I liked him for that
He severed segments so secretly, you like that
He was growing on me
He was growing on me



Interpol - Roland

It's strange, but the strangeness is good.
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« Reply #24 on: 06 Feb 2005, 05:42 »

Galveston, she was my only friend
so I did and I don't want to talk about
i did it with the flowers

and I said dead, galvestons dead, galvestons dead, galvestons dead
galvestons dead, galvestons dead, galvestons dead
I think he might be dead

Galveston and I were best friends
at Junior high school we would walk and talk
and walk and talk
round fields of summer glass
and summer glass
stand up everbody
your not gonna get hurt by this..

so galveston and kerry
were walking in the park one day
walking in the park one day

i saw a blister
i saw a blister on a tree
i invited it to be me

one of the very early Idlewild songs that Roddy Woomble still wants to forget, and that's not counting 'Country Shite' either.
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« Reply #25 on: 06 Feb 2005, 06:09 »

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With pleasure, its essentially about that Venegas guy jumping off a brigde over a road, committing suicide

...Dammit.
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« Reply #26 on: 06 Feb 2005, 07:23 »

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Quote from: thehoopiestfrood
There's antimony, arsenic, aluminum, selenium...


"Tom Lehrer's muse is not fettered by such inhibiting factors as taste"

A lot of his songs are just as crazy, Poisening Pigeons, murdering a loving wife (this was in the 50's too), peddling dope, plagerising, killing game wardens. Great fun.


Don't forget the Survivalist Hymn, Oedipus Rex, Werner Von Braun, Pollution or the Masochism Tango.

I vote for ANY Crotchduster song, but especially Let Me Into Starfish Land


[Grindcore vocals:]
THE A TRAIN NEVER STOPS,
AND I AM HEADED FOR YOUR HOLE,
I’D BE SO LUCKY IF I,
COULD CREAM IN YOUR ASSHOLE!
THERE’S SO MUCH SHIT THAT WE,
COULD MAKE EACH OTHER DO!
I’D RATHER FUCK YOUR ASSHOLE,
IF THAT’S O.K. WITH YOU?
HERE COMES THE HONEY,
WHEN I AM THROUGH,
BUT I AM NOT DONE CAUSE,
YOUR ASSHOLE IS SO NEW!
OPEN UP WIDE, HERE COMES THE TRAIN,
IF YOUR HEAD WAS BETWEEN YOUR LEGS,
ID LOVE TO SCREW YOUR BRAIN!

[The Darkness style vocals:]
Let me lick your asshole!
Let me lick it clean!
I’ll take you all to starfish land!

[Death metal vocals:]
LET ME LICK YOUR ASSHOLE,
LET ME LICK IT CLEAN!
I’LL SUCK OUT ALL THE PEANUTS,
I’LL SUCK OUT ALL THE BEANS!
I’LL TONGUE FUCK YOUR RECTUM,
I’LL DRIVE UP YOUR DIRT ROAD!
I’LL FELCH OUT MY OWN SEMEN,
AND SPIT IT DOWN YOUR THROAT!

[Jazz breakdown]

[Grindcore vocals:]
I LOVE BUNNIES!
I LOVE PINK!
I LOVE MY MOMS UNDERPANTS,
ESPECIALLY WHEN THEY STINK!
I LOVE RAINBOWS!
I LOVE BALLOONS!
I CRIED AT FOREST GUMP,
AND DISNEY CARTOONS!

[Gruff vocals:]
Boba Fett! Boba Fett!
Vader and Boba Fett!
Boba Fett! Boba Fett!
Vader and Boba Fett!
Boba Fett! Boba Fett!
Vader and Boba Fett!
GROOOOOAAARGGGH
Boba Fett! Boba Fett!
Vader and Boba Fett!
Boba Fett! Boba Fett!
Vader and Boba Fett!
Boba Fett! Boba Fett!
Vader and Boba Fett!
GROOOAAARRRGGHH

[Lounge music vocals:]
Luned up mustard glove
Anal love
Travelling butt-raping show
Steal a Mercedes
And grab the old ladies
And grease up your O....

LET'S GO!

[80's hard-rock Guitar Solo]

[Death Metal vocals:]
SHE SAID THAT I COULD TOUCH IT,
SHE SAID SHE’D LET ME IN!
I WARMED HER UP WITH MY MIDDLE FINGER,
SOME ANAL EASE AND GIN,
MY WANG WAS IN HER CRAP TRAP.
JUST ABOUT TO EXPLODE!
HER 30 YEAR OLD STEPMOM,
CAME IN AND DRANK MY LOAD!
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« Reply #27 on: 06 Feb 2005, 09:09 »

"Look at my hair! Like the design!" and the entirety of "Warning Sign" by Talking Heads

"1/4 of George Washington's Head
1/2 of George Washington's Head
3/4 of George Washington's Head
All of George Washington's Head" from TMBG's Violin and just about every other TMBG's song ever!

Most Beatles songs post Sgt. Peppers.
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« Reply #28 on: 06 Feb 2005, 13:41 »

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either that, or they are on The Heroin.


Do not forget Peyote. *cough*The Mars Volta*cough*.

"Psycho Killer" is some kinda crazy, I know that much.
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« Reply #29 on: 06 Feb 2005, 14:15 »

Mindless Self Indulgence is pretty screwed up, but the best that's coming off the top of my head right now is fom Ecnegludni Fles Sseldnim:

me like to go down to the church and drink some holy water
but i don't like it... the priest don't like it
but me can't seem to help it
sail away - oh - away - oh
you live me life free like a birdie
cause me like to sing
me likes what me do
and me can't seem to help it
i went to the zoo and saw some monkeys
i went to the zoo and saw some monkeys today
i saw the giraffe but he didn't make any sound
sometimes me bad... oh, i forgot the words... um...
oh - we all going on a field trip -
a field trip - a field trip - a field trip -
a field trip - a field t-trip - a field trip -
a field trip - a field trip
Mr. Lonie is gonna be the true
Mr. Harry, he drives the van
sometimes me bad... eat me dental floss
pull him... pulling Jesus from the cross - touch me thing
sing somebody stole my Amy Grant records today
me think me turn 22 today
will somebody get me a present cause I turn 22 today
but they're not as pretty as Barbara Mandrel
then the milkman came - the milkman came and he took them fish
he took them fish now me crying - me crying
the milkman make me cry... then the mailman came
make me pee-pee on the floor
hide me sandwich in me drawer
the... hit my head against the door
this is some kind of dream
me likes to go down to the park
and take them nuts from them squirrels
and... you know what?
time is... it's the closet for me - the closet for me
it's so dark me cannot see
it's the closet for me - the closet for me
Mr. Harry said that will teach me
No, I don't want to do the special olympics one
my friend's the seat on my toilet
and he always seem to shout at me
oh, mister, don't you pee on me
when I'm shitting it's a totally different story
then he doesn't seem to play me mind
he's not afraid of my fat behind
and on the unfortunate occasion
when I miss the bowl and pee on him
lets me off with a smile and a warning
don't do it again...
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« Reply #30 on: 06 Feb 2005, 14:35 »

Oh yes, and don't forget SikTh's classic: 'When Will the Forest Speak':


Why can I not sleep?
Why am I turning?
Why are all the trees burning?
Forest fires, crooked liars,
Why am I so sullen and drained?

In the bush, it's raining,
Lost man on his own,
Has anyone thought to save him?

The monkey is waiting in the tree
Counts to three
Hearing the sound of the fume-fuelled wagon
He leaps on the back...
Attack! Attack! Attack!
No old heathen, not today.

The rain falls upon the acidic trees of the millennium scorn
The fire has vanished, leaving behind a trail of death for all to see.
The birds & the trees, then you & me
Lay twitching on the forest floor.
The yeti is waiting for us to take us into his home,
Care for us just like one of his own.

Wild bones!
Wild bones!

Wait! The yeti no longer has a home
The trees are gone & nothing has grown.
A table, a chair, an internet nightmare,
When will the forest speak?
When all is dried up and way too weak?

Wait for nightfall, it's so beautiful out here.
Up high in a wave of oxygen love I sit,
Up high on this glorified cement postcard I spit.
I spit, I spit upon thee.

Wait for your red skies,
Wait for the red skies,
Do you know how it feels to be alive?
Let me know, let me know how you feel...
When will the forest speak?
When the trees are dried up and way too weak?

Wasting a life on calculations,
Not enough money for operations,
Waste of life, statistics, plastic soldiers
Sound of sticks rubbing together.
All the people gather.

Wait for the man, he must have a plan,
Show me and make me a smile I can wear.
Me & you we can make up too,
No use for hate if you're wearing my shoes.

Be happy, be sad, be a wild rotten lamb,
Don't bother me now, I'm drenched to the bone.

A sound of a truck and an axe and a fall
Of a tree and a life and a planet so small
Sick to the bone of your dour heart of stone.
Let me know how you feel...

You say it's too hot so you can take off your top
A clank of a slot machine, coins bled unclean.

A beaten old lizard staggers over the road,
A hand and a heart, the lake in the park,
The candle won't light and the fire won't spark.

I'm worn and I'm torn but I still carry on.
The money is angry, the money has taken the...

Watching mayhem leaping from truck to truck,
This is where he rejoins his friends.
They feast, they drink, they talk about
How things used to be...

I still can't sleep.
I still can't sleep.
I still can't sleep.

A million minds and a million voices
A million thoughts, and only one choice.
The need to find peace.
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« Reply #31 on: 06 Feb 2005, 23:56 »

Um, guys, Deerhoof?

The Eyebright Bugler
Hallelujah, the bugle call
Didn't make me feel tall

Bang your head to your favorite song
It's very mechanical

Hallelujah, the oom-pah-pah
Didn't force me to waltz

Bang your head to your favorite song
It's very mechanical


The only thing about this song stranger than the lyrics is the way she sings it...
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« Reply #32 on: 07 Feb 2005, 06:01 »

All of Graham Coxon's lyrics fall into the 'crap' and ridiculous look I'm a 5 year old who can't write
and The New Pronographers write some marvellous lyrics:
When I was a baby I looked like a pig
My nose was a snout and my ears were too big
My mother would poke at the holes
At the back of my head where my brain was exposed.
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« Reply #33 on: 07 Feb 2005, 12:17 »

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Um, guys, Deerhoof?


Just about every deerhoof song has wierd lyrics. I love deerhoof so much.
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« Reply #34 on: 07 Feb 2005, 12:50 »

Oh, Im a lumberjack an' I'm OK
I sleep all night an' I work all day..

You should know the rest ...
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« Reply #35 on: 07 Feb 2005, 13:12 »

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Quote from: BlueCoatKarma
Um, guys, Deerhoof?


Just about every deerhoof song has wierd lyrics. I love deerhoof so much.


i think their lyrics are good stuff.

animal collective has awkward lyrics.
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« Reply #36 on: 07 Feb 2005, 15:47 »

"Every sperm is sacred!!!"

heheh...
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« Reply #37 on: 07 Feb 2005, 19:42 »

Don't get me wrong, I like Deerhoof. But there's no way you can call the lyrics normal.
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« Reply #38 on: 09 Feb 2005, 15:59 »

Normal for Deerhoof maybe.  I love Deerhoof by the way.

The Blood Brothers lyrics really reminded me of Burroughs at first.
Six Nightmares At The Pinball Masquerade Lyrics

When the french maids cigarette turns
burns like a boiling tapeworm
(that was really something baby,
that was really something baby)
When the chandeleers shatter,
your guest's gowns turn to tatters, the portraits just chatter
(that was really something baby,
that was really something baby)
Can you feel your sweat beading porcelin?
Your skeleton outgrowing it's skin?
It's the pinball masquerade....
Oh Oh Oh I saw the curtains of hair,
Oh Oh Oh I saw my fingers tear.
They said "we are the six nightmares (oh yeah)
we are the six nightmares (oh yeah).
Oh Oh Oh I saw the face of a girl strapped to a poison pear she said:
"we are the six nightmares (oh yeah)
we are the six nightmares (oh yeah)"
I saw a millionaire eat his shadow,
I saw a water clock beat a widow
they said if one man's life is the sum of something
I want to see your fears materializing!"
Where are the six nightmares at this costume bash?
Open your throat look in the raw gash!

You hold each other by well groomed hands,
mumbling prayers to a neglected jesus.
The matradees quiver as they watch you shiver as the mask
and the mouth knit into each other.
Our laughter was deafining but our lips
but our lips but our lips were trembling.
Now the lady with the peacock mask,
is writhing around in broken monicle glass,
imprisoned like a beetle laying on it's back,
and the man striped up and clawed calico like a cat,
is trapped forever looking like that.
"all your luxury, all your well hidden trash,
all your empty wine bottles disguised as class,
all the bastard children you pay off,
all the money it takes for you to get off.
"May i have this dance?"
the dark dealer takes your hands...
All your memories all your forgotten plans/one night stands;
they are the six nightmares at the masquerade.
Oh Oh Oh I saw the mirrors cringe
Oh Oh Oh the choir voices bend
Oh Oh Oh the costume in my skin...they said
"we are the six nightmares (oh yeah!)
we are the six nightmares (oh yeah)"
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« Reply #39 on: 09 Feb 2005, 19:50 »

Xiu Xiu.

All that needs to be said.
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« Reply #40 on: 09 Feb 2005, 19:52 »

DEFORMED PENIS! YAY!

The first time I heard that song, I was cracking up.

That kind of laughing where you think your gonna pee yourself? I did pee myself.
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« Reply #41 on: 10 Feb 2005, 16:16 »

Ah yes, Xiu Xiu.  I know have a mesh of what I can remember by them stuck in my head.

I can't believe I forgot how weird Ridementary Peni lyrics are

"Army Of Jesus"

v stone the crows + fuck the pigs + pass the ammunition to jesus- the holy ghost in mohawk hair has crept in every fucking where, ten tons of the babes foreskin + fifty-thousand skeletons of jesus. army of jesus. tho' the world ate all your shits they're still allowed to starve the turin shroud can't cover up your evil-smelling cloud deliver us from jesus, forever + ever, bloody men.


"B-Ward"

Discord in b-ward a cliche never bored
Discord in b-ward siggy siggy siggy fraud?
Discord in b-ward a goal that's never scored
Discord in b-ward excreaciating smell hell!

Discord in b-ward just trust in your lord
Discord in b-ward eaten not gnawed
Discord in b-ward good deeds fast flawed
Discord in b-ward occupants over-awed
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« Reply #42 on: 10 Feb 2005, 20:43 »

Legendary Pink Dots always have odd lyrics, my favorite: The Month After


The Month After

Under the table and down in the pit with out plastic
potatoes and Joe-Joe the dove on the spit.  On the
spoons you made rhythm;  I whistled the blues cos
my throats been misused and my voice is a crack in
the tar.  In the jar is a tablet they sent in the post,
with a pamphlet.  With an order; "Take this when the
pain gets too much!"  I confess I feel nothing at all . . .
I'm bored and you're bald, but I laughed when you
called me the snail.  My red trail runs behind me.
I'm guilty, no secrets.  You're not such a picture
yourself--but your brown eyes I know so very well.
They're sadder and wiser;  We've finally been
through it all.  Now our time's slowly ticking away.
Do you think there's a heaven? [ Backwards: I feel nothing at
all ]
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« Reply #43 on: 11 Feb 2005, 20:22 »

well.

Aphex Twin.


I wish the milk man would deliver my milk, in the morning
I wish the milk man would deliver my milk, when I'm yawning
I wish the milk man would deliver my milk, in the morning
I wish the milk man would deliver my milk, when I'm yawning
I wish the milk man would deliver my milk, in the morning
I wish the milk man would deliver my milk, when I'm yawning
I wish the milk man would deliver my milk, in the morning
I wish the milk man would deliver my milk, when I'm yawning
I would like some milk from the milk man's wife's tits
I would like some milk from the milk man's wife's tits
I would like some milk from the milk man's wife's tits
I would like some milk from the milk man's wife's tits
I would like some milk from the milk man's wife's tits
I would like some milk from the milk man's wife's tits
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« Reply #44 on: 11 Feb 2005, 22:55 »

THE RAINDROPS x11111ur2309482304230948230948023.
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« Reply #45 on: 11 Feb 2005, 23:38 »

I am shocked no one's put McLusky yet.  Take “Dethink to Survive,â€? for example:

Secret fürhrers got your tongue and bitches got your car
And if it wasn't for the ‘86 World Cup it wouldn't have got this far
She was un in de in re contrary, pissed but almost right
If it wasn't for the snakes in cumberbunds it would happen every night

Dethink to survive!

Cartoon monkeys got you hard, it must've been the hair
Though jive bunny stole your creative fire you really didn't care
She was un in re in de decided, happy killing time
There's an eight percent chance that you know Charles Dance and you're no damn friend of mine

Dethink to survive!

Danny Baker!
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« Reply #46 on: 12 Feb 2005, 01:34 »

Vast Souls
And Inhumans,
Bitten By Infected Jaws

Abandoned Minds
And Corpses
Lurking With Moulded Eyes
Lacerated Bodies
Without Mourners
Nodding In Gallows

Crushed Skulls
Tasting The Fur
Of Dying Cats

Needles, Injecting Pain
Flamable Skin
And Deadly Thirst
Beyond Mind
Is Sleep To Be Found
Leap, Leap, Leap, Leap
From Life,
Leave Yourself,
Die With Me
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« Reply #47 on: 12 Feb 2005, 01:58 »

ok, i'll play.

TISM - (He'll never be an) Ol' Man River

I'm on the drug, I'm on the drug
I'm on the drug that killed River Phoenix
I'm on the drug, I'm on the drug
I'm on the drug that killed River Phoenix

I saw his body thrashing round.
I saw his pulse rate going down.
I saw him in convulsive throes.
I said 'I'll have one of those.'

Hillary had, Hillary had
Hillary had it in his veins
Hillary had, Hillary had
Hillary had it in his veins

Hillary had Everest in his veins
Armstrong did moon, was not the same
Heroes explore to give us hope
River pushed back the envelope

Drank the slab, Drank the slab
Drank the slab that Bon Scott drunk
Drank the slab, Drank the slab
Drank the slab that Bon Scott drunk

I drank the slab that Bon Scott drunk
I injected some of Hendrix's junk
I booked a seat on Lynyrd Skynyrd's plane
Mama Cass's sandwich? - I ate the same.

Now I'm bored, Now I'm bored
Now I'm bored and there's no stopping
Now I'm bored, Now I'm bored
Now I'm bored and there's no stopping

Now I'm bored and there's no stopping
I need another celeb to fill a coffin
Where'll I get my next drug action?
Odds on it'll be Michael Jackson

I'm on the drug, I'm on the drug
I'm on the drug that killed River Phoenix
I'm on the drug, I'm on the drug
I'm on the drug that killed River Phoenix
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« Reply #48 on: 22 May 2005, 21:39 »

New Boyfriend by Flashlight Brown

I grew my hair and i felt better.
I went and bought a cardigan sweater.
I tried some smack it made me sick.
Now my stomach is a-ci-dic.

I thought, "for sure she's an addict".
She found me vaguely attractive.
Down at the beach where i met her.
She picked my nose, I felt better.

I'd eat dog shit to make me hurl.
I'd even dress up like a girl.
Your band will make us all the loot.
We'll name our first born after fruit.


Now if that's not fucking weird I don't know what is
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« Reply #49 on: 22 May 2005, 21:53 »

Rasputina -- Rats

Very many years ago, the Bolivians were starving so,
They had rats as big as ponies there. They asked the Pope
To declare them fish.

We thank the Pope for granting us this wish.
When Friday comes, we'll all call rats fish.
We catch them with a net, kill with the gun.
We'll call it all forgotten when we're done.

They didn't look like rats at all, but like some horrendous horse doll.
Still they had to eat this thing.
In gratitude, the Pope-they kissed his ring.


Or the Pants Rock Opera....
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