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« on: 14 Feb 2005, 13:35 »

hola!

in the spirit of the good-looking musicians thread, please post pictures of musicians looking bad.

allow me to clarify, though: by this, i do not mean posting pictures of overweight musicians and saying "hurr hurr, he's fat".  i mean either musicians who are normally teh hot and for some reason look like they got out the wrong side of bed that morning, or perhaps caught looking stupid.

i meant to post a "haw haw, Britney's gettin' ugly" photo here, but for the love of christ, i couldn't find one, despite the fact that the women's mags in the kitchen at work seem to basically survive on them.

aaaaand go!
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« Reply #1 on: 14 Feb 2005, 13:43 »



forgive me, the facial hair is just not a good thing.



madonna looking like shit.



she's ugly no matter what she does, but everyone seems to think otherwise.
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« Reply #2 on: 14 Feb 2005, 13:45 »

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forgive me, the facial hair is just not a good thing.



The facial hair is not good (not that it EVER is) but I still wouldn't kick that out of bed (who is he?)
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« Reply #3 on: 14 Feb 2005, 13:48 »

Heh, I just typed a GIS for britney + trashy, and got a few clicks away from this lovely image:



Hahahaha, ev0lve, I was just making fun of Trent's silly Van Dyke beard yesterday.
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« Reply #4 on: 14 Feb 2005, 13:57 »



EVERYBODY GET DRRRRRRRTY!!!!
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« Reply #5 on: 14 Feb 2005, 13:58 »

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Hahahaha, ev0lve, I was just making fun of Trent's silly Van Dyke beard yesterday.


Please don't tell me that pic was of Trent Reznor. Argh I'm ashamed of myself. I can't believe I thought that looked good.
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« Reply #6 on: 14 Feb 2005, 14:08 »

Can't have this thread without Courtney...



With Paris Hilton to boot! Although she's looking alright there.
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« Reply #7 on: 14 Feb 2005, 14:09 »

alright, we'll give you courtney because hard to believe at one time Ms. Love got her shit together and looked hot...for a few months.
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« Reply #8 on: 14 Feb 2005, 14:11 »

Oh yeah, while googling for that image I found some in which she looked gorgeous.
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« Reply #9 on: 14 Feb 2005, 14:16 »

see kids, cocaine IS fabulous.
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« Reply #10 on: 14 Feb 2005, 14:19 »

DD, it's trent reznor. and i agree with you completely.. i'd just shave him while he slept.
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hahaha, ashamed WHY? he's fucking gorgeous.
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« Reply #11 on: 14 Feb 2005, 14:21 »

Well I think everybody is ugly when caught off guard, and some are ugly all the time. But I have always said that there is a thin line between hideous and exotic beauty..
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« Reply #12 on: 14 Feb 2005, 14:30 »

I think the beard improves him somewhat tbh, or it may just be the longer hair. Long hair is de_win.

The only good reason I can think of for not thinking Reznor attractive to at least some extent is an over-concern with avoiding cliche.

This is a visual demonstration of what Nazism does to people:

VARG VIKERNES:

1991: Black Metal pin-up boy



1995: Yahar! (Pirate/Militant anti-christian neo-nazi connection proved?)



2001: SIEG HEIL!




I just wanna know how he gets blonde highlights and a spiffy hitler hairstyle done whilst in a maximum security prison. Norwegian prisons must be fucking cushy.
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« Reply #13 on: 14 Feb 2005, 14:32 »

I thought you meant bad as in "badass" and now I am disappointed, because I was going to make a funny sight joke.

On the other hand,



P.S. Khar, is that the Norwegian black metal dude who stabbed another black metal dude in the heart, or am I thinking of a different guy?
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« Reply #14 on: 14 Feb 2005, 14:33 »

I'm just going to imagine that you haven't posted three pics of the same person. The first one is far too hot to be associated with the others!

Edit: Directed at KharBevNor
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« Reply #15 on: 14 Feb 2005, 14:39 »

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P.S. Khar, is that the Norwegian black metal dude who stabbed another black metal dude in the heart, or am I thinking of a different guy?


Depends. Varg Stabbed Oystein 'Euronymus' Aarseth 23 times in the back, chest and head, leaving the knife embedded so deeply in his skull it was only successfully removed during the autopsy. I don't think he got the heart. There have been a number of other less famous black metal murders, but the only one I can think of off the top of my head is Jon Nodtveidt and that bloke from Emperor, and they shot someone (Nodtveidt also went down for defiling over 250 seperate graves. That's gotta take a hell of a long time.)

So anyway, yeah, it probably was.

@DD: I know, I know. Varg used to literally be one of the best looking people in black metal.

Still, he IS a borderline insane murderer and neo-nazi figurehead, so it's probably good not to have the danger of fancying him. Pity his music is so soul-searingly awesome.
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« Reply #16 on: 14 Feb 2005, 14:39 »

I live by the dogma that Robert Smith and Trent Reznor can never look bad.
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« Reply #17 on: 14 Feb 2005, 14:51 »

Obviously you've never seen Trent's "Red Robe" pic, AndSheeWas.  :D
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« Reply #18 on: 14 Feb 2005, 15:33 »

the robert smith one was pretty bad..
Here's proof that even Conor can look rough:


And my favourite near death celebrity:

and again, just because:


And finally:

Note - I don't think the last one is real. Just a hunch I have, don't want to imply anything..
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« Reply #19 on: 14 Feb 2005, 17:15 »

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Depends. Varg Stabbed Oystein 'Euronymus' Aarseth 23 times in the back, chest and head, leaving the knife embedded so deeply in his skull it was only successfully removed during the autopsy.

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« Reply #20 on: 14 Feb 2005, 20:07 »

I was gonna put this in the Grammy thread, but it's much more appropriate here.  Jack White looks horrid, like a trailer-trash porn star.

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« Reply #21 on: 14 Feb 2005, 20:23 »

AHHHHHHH

MOMMY DO NOT LET THE BAD MAN TOUCH ME

Seriously, what the hell happened to minimalist and red-and-white?
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« Reply #22 on: 14 Feb 2005, 21:23 »

that facial hair is mistaken
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« Reply #23 on: 14 Feb 2005, 21:23 »

Quote from: AndSheeWas
I live by the dogma that Robert Smith and Trent Reznor can never look bad.


I'm about the same, but the Red Robe picture...*shudder*
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