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A parent's primer to computer slang
« on: 18 Feb 2005, 13:14 »

Microsft helping parents speak "l33t"

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Mistakes are often uncorrected. Common typing misspellings (or typos) such as "teh" instead of "the" are left uncorrected and may be adopted to replace the correct spelling.
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« Reply #1 on: 18 Feb 2005, 15:06 »

Microsoft fails again.
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« Reply #2 on: 18 Feb 2005, 17:08 »

pwnd
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« Reply #3 on: 18 Feb 2005, 19:03 »

Oh god, this made me laugh for five minutes straight



Was this information useful?
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« Reply #4 on: 20 Feb 2005, 19:46 »

What really made me laugh is the "Was this information useful?"  Question on the bottom.  I could imagine a parent reading their kids chat only for the kid to type "$t0P r34d1/\/g 0v3r my sh0uld3r 4nd gtfo."
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« Reply #5 on: 21 Feb 2005, 12:59 »

I think they made up a lot of that on the spot.  I've never heard the word "greifers" in my life.  One of their other links encourage parents to teach their kids to download legally and directs you to a microsoft pay site!  Marketing RULES!  Wait...  \o/  +|-|3|)\3 \/\/3 60!
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« Reply #6 on: 21 Feb 2005, 13:43 »

OMFG! i am soooo scrwed
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« Reply #7 on: 21 Feb 2005, 13:49 »

! /-/4\/3 73h /\/\4|)|)357 L337 5k1ll5 3\/4

Damn, that took forever.
What moron likes to write like that?
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« Reply #8 on: 21 Feb 2005, 14:40 »

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! /-/4\/3 73h /\/\4|)|)357 L337 5k1ll5 3\/4

Damn, that took forever.
What moron likes to write like that?


Yeah, no kidding, I can understand teh and stuff because sometimes when your typing really fast I get the order a bit off.  But numbers and all those symbols.. no way.  Definetly not a tactical advantage in any game.. ever.
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« Reply #9 on: 21 Feb 2005, 15:13 »

Gee, thanks Uncle Microsoft!
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« Reply #10 on: 21 Feb 2005, 16:34 »

this being teh uncle that breaks into your room at night and rapes you in your sleep?

except replace "room" with "pc"  and "breaks" with "installs"
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« Reply #11 on: 21 Feb 2005, 20:38 »

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EST THREATENED uh SOMETHING

I NEED AN ADULT
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« Reply #12 on: 21 Feb 2005, 23:00 »

TOO LATE!  I AM ALREADY TOUCHING YOUR PRIVATE PLACES WITH MY FILTHY, FILTHY HANDS.

HA HA HA HA HA.
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« Reply #13 on: 22 Feb 2005, 09:49 »

Internet hands.
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« Reply #14 on: 22 Feb 2005, 11:17 »

Filthy internet hands.
eFilthy.
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« Reply #15 on: 22 Feb 2005, 14:46 »

unless theyre made by apple, it'd be iPhilthy there :)

of course, it'd look all nice and shiny and white
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« Reply #16 on: 22 Feb 2005, 17:51 »

yuo iz teh sux0rz
& I |5 TEH 1337
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