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« on: 14 Mar 2005, 12:38 »

Was anyone else slightly disturbed by the video game magazine that came out a while ago with naked video game characters like bloodrayne, the women from leisure suit larry, etc.?


Granted, I consciously have to stop myself from buying DOA Beach Volleyball. >_>......<_<..... X_X!

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« Reply #1 on: 14 Mar 2005, 12:57 »

Actually it was Playboy. I have the issue this stuff is in. It was a bunch of crap. It wasn't even disturbing, it was just lame.
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« Reply #2 on: 14 Mar 2005, 14:36 »

The Bloodrayne chick is hot.
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« Reply #3 on: 14 Mar 2005, 14:48 »

And her Breasts? Real.
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« Reply #4 on: 14 Mar 2005, 16:02 »

Lulu is the hottest video game woman ever.

Or Rikku in FFX-2.

Or Quistis in FF8. Deifnitely her.
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« Reply #5 on: 14 Mar 2005, 16:06 »

Ms. Pacman. RAWR!
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« Reply #6 on: 14 Mar 2005, 16:11 »

Sorry to burst your bubble, BP, but Scott R. knows TEH TRUTH!




http://www.vgcats.com/comics/?strip_id=136

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« Reply #7 on: 14 Mar 2005, 16:16 »

If I were a video game character, there's only one chick I'd bonk, Joanna Dark. As long as she's not bonking her little alien buddy Elvis...
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« Reply #8 on: 14 Mar 2005, 17:47 »

Oh I totally forgot about Quistis, she's rawk-hawt.
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« Reply #9 on: 14 Mar 2005, 18:07 »

I dunno. Ms. Pac Man is pretty hawt. With that bow in her hair... yow-za
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« Reply #10 on: 14 Mar 2005, 18:10 »

I don't mind the game companies putting sexy women in games as long as it's a good game, and it's not just, "Oh look, hot girl!" they at least better have a freakin' character, but what I hate is when the game has NO SUBSTANCE -- Only sexy women. That's sort of retarded. If you're gonna put a sexy woman in a game, it better be a damn good game, else I'll be pissed. DISTRACT ME WITH POLYGONAL BREASTS YOU CANNOT! *shakes fist*
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« Reply #11 on: 14 Mar 2005, 18:20 »

SYLVIA: Come on, Joe... show me some off-screen action.

MFD:  O.O

Enough said.
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« Reply #12 on: 14 Mar 2005, 19:33 »

Toad is teh sex.

Someone else: "Hey John, Toad's a dude."

Toad's a WHAT?!?!?
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« Reply #13 on: 14 Mar 2005, 19:43 »

Toad's taken (so VERY NSFW), you whore!

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« Reply #14 on: 14 Mar 2005, 21:15 »

Back in the day.... Blaze from streets of rage was the babe! X_X


The stripper from Dead to Rights, anyone?

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« Reply #15 on: 14 Mar 2005, 21:59 »

i'm sorry, but i have this thing against chicks with boobs the size of their fucking heads, which every single fucking "sexy" video game girl seems to be.  i mean, seriously, what the fuck?  why bother swinging a club at a bear when you can just beat the shit out of it with your massively oversized melons?
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« Reply #16 on: 14 Mar 2005, 22:14 »

In Jurassic Park: Tresspasser, an FPS, you played as a chick and if you looked down, all you could see is your huge freakin' jugs. They took up half the screen, it was rediculous.
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« Reply #17 on: 14 Mar 2005, 23:22 »

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Nooooooooooooooooooooooooooooo! Meh, what the heck... as long as he/she knows when to keep that big mouth shut, nobody has to know. ;)
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« Reply #18 on: 15 Mar 2005, 01:53 »

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In Jurassic Park: Tresspasser, an FPS, you played as a chick and if you looked down, all you could see is your huge freakin' jugs. They took up half the screen, it was rediculous.


But of course, which is why women make useless action heroes in movies and games cause they can't see where they're going. Games need more flat chested heroinnes, at least then you can beleive they can fly around and kick arse. Judging from Lara Croft, I cannot honestly say I can see Pamela Anderson swinging from bars and leaping through the air, I'd be surprised if the woman can even jump.
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« Reply #19 on: 15 Mar 2005, 06:53 »

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But of course, which is why women make useless action heroes in movies and games cause they can't see where they're going. Games need more flat chested heroinnes, at least then you can beleive they can fly around and kick arse. Judging from Lara Croft, I cannot honestly say I can see Pamela Anderson swinging from bars and leaping through the air, I'd be surprised if the woman can even jump.


actually a lot of those huge boobed heroines are designed by women. i currently cant name which ones, but i read some articles about it over at slahsdot and several other game related pages like gamespot.

and hey... they are chicks in GAMES. noone buys a game just because of the chicks if the game is crap.
ever noticed, that the guys in games also always are muscular, slender guys with faces that seem to be cut from granite? nobody seems to be offended by those characters. *snort* so get over the big breasted girls.
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« Reply #20 on: 15 Mar 2005, 08:41 »

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and hey... they are chicks in GAMES. noone buys a game just because of the chicks if the game is crap.





Ahem.
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« Reply #21 on: 15 Mar 2005, 10:10 »

Ivy from Soul Calibur 2. Nice outfit, and she has the whole dominatrix act going for her :)
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« Reply #22 on: 15 Mar 2005, 11:04 »

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Ahem.

i dont like sportsgames, i dont like consoles... and just for the chicks? naaahhh  i am too old for that kindergarten stuff... i prefer real boobs.
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« Reply #23 on: 15 Mar 2005, 12:03 »

Q*Bert is dreaaaammy.  I agree with Est and several other people, some of the charecters that some games are getting flat out ridicolous.  Those that are made to be OMG SO HOT I WANT BONE for most people are unappealing to me.

That said I find Samus Aran appealing.  Especialy some of the concept art I remember seeing unlocked in Metroid Prime where she is drawn with short hair.
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« Reply #24 on: 15 Mar 2005, 12:25 »

Yeah, playboy did this a while ago. I'd like to thank them for convincing me NOT to spend money I can't afford on a subscription.

Having said that, some game characters are just designed sexy, so there's nothing wrong with admiring them. My personal favourite would be Nicolette Duclare (From Deus Ex), with Alyx Vance (from HL2) coming in a close second, just beating Mona Sax (from Max Payne) back into third place.

yeah. Not that I've thought too hard about this, you understand.
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« Reply #25 on: 15 Mar 2005, 13:01 »

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Ahem.

i dont like sportsgames, i dont like consoles... and just for the chicks? naaahhh  i am too old for that kindergarten stuff... i prefer real boobs.



I'm just pointing out that people indeed do buy games just for the chicks. I mean, the game was apparently shit.
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« Reply #26 on: 15 Mar 2005, 13:04 »

Actually, DOA:XVB was a pretty good game, if you like that kind of game.

It was essentially a dating sim, a particularly rare genre in the US, but pretty successful in Japan.
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« Reply #27 on: 15 Mar 2005, 13:37 »

a cute friend of mine (a girl) pointed out, that she absolutely loves the big boobed good looking heroines. "Only those who have absolutely no self-confidence would be offended by beautiful heroines..."
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« Reply #28 on: 15 Mar 2005, 14:20 »

but what about the small-breasted heroines? Let's not by sizeist, now...
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« Reply #29 on: 15 Mar 2005, 15:50 »

I stand by my statement about Sylvia.

Also, Princess Toadstool has nice legs.

And Samus is OK, if you like the entire "I will kill you if you touch me" type.
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« Reply #30 on: 15 Mar 2005, 15:54 »

Hot video game women are forbidden.
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« Reply #31 on: 15 Mar 2005, 16:14 »

I kept gettin' confused thinkin' the androg Squaresoft male charecters are attractive ladies when I first played some of their games.
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« Reply #32 on: 15 Mar 2005, 16:18 »

...Squaresoft's games had guys in them?
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« Reply #33 on: 15 Mar 2005, 16:30 »

Yeah. Like Auron. Auron is probably the most masculine character in a squaresoft game ever. Ever.

All the rest...let's review, shall we?

Up to FF6: Sprite based...kinda hard to tell...uhhh...yeah.
FF7: Cloud could've passed for a girl even WITHOUT dressing up as one, (I still get nightmares from the whole Honey Bee Inn bit...), Barrett was a man. Vincent looked sort of girly, but he was cool. RedXIII was a dog. He doesn't count.
FF8: Squall was angsty and girly looking. Zell was whiny and annoying. Irvine was ALMOST cool, even if a bit girly looking, until you found out he had no nerve. Seifer wasn't so girly.
FF9: ...Yeah...uhhh...I'm not even gonna touch this one. All the male characters were girly. Steiner had mascara on. I thought Zidane was a girl for most of the game. I'm told that Kuja actually WAS a woman in the Japanese version. I haven't varified that, though.
FFX: Tidus was pretty girly. Yep. No doubt about that. Wakka was...Wakka. And Auron was a man. Kimahri never really talked, so...

So. Yeah. Square has trouble with making masculine male characters.
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« Reply #34 on: 15 Mar 2005, 16:45 »

I dunno....i've seen some Halo porn, and that AI chick looks pretty hawt......
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« Reply #35 on: 15 Mar 2005, 16:50 »

^ duuuuuuuuuude, you have PROBLEMS
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« Reply #36 on: 15 Mar 2005, 17:18 »

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Blaze will always have a place in my shorts... er heart. I can remember when I was around 10 years old, pausing it when she does that carthweel kick thing, and seeing that she was wearing hold-up stockings. Happy times.
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« Reply #37 on: 15 Mar 2005, 17:44 »

That chick from Adventure on the Atari 2600 was pretty hot.
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« Reply #38 on: 15 Mar 2005, 17:54 »

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ever noticed, that the guys in games also always are muscular, slender guys with faces that seem to be cut from granite?


That's because we all are. Haha don't say faces cut from granite either, now I just have david coulthard stuck in my head... The guy has a gamecube for a face.

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« Reply #39 on: 15 Mar 2005, 18:18 »

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Digs, do you just dig on forbidding stuff?

Bev, whose idea was it to put a toaster in the neck of some guy's suit and paint it to look like a face?

Also, I totally forgot about Alyx Vance. Not hot (polygons kinda lack sex appeal), but gentle on the eyes.
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« Reply #40 on: 15 Mar 2005, 19:14 »

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and hey... they are chicks in GAMES. noone buys a game just because of the chicks if the game is crap.



Not entirely the same, granted, but I'm willing to bet you good money that these covers made copies of this game sell significantly better.
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« Reply #41 on: 15 Mar 2005, 19:57 »

Yeah, sales went up to a whole three people!
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« Reply #42 on: 15 Mar 2005, 19:59 »

You can't prove I was one of them...
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« Reply #43 on: 15 Mar 2005, 22:27 »

Jesus, Jip!  Share! (JK!  I DO NOT WANT TO SEE WHERE VGCATS HAS GONE! Master Chief and his happy trail... gah!)


And about Blaze.... you weren't the only one quick on the pause button. :)


Damn, I really wish they'd make another one of those though.

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« Reply #44 on: 15 Mar 2005, 22:32 »

haha ahh the days of 2D gaming with characters clocking about 4 frames for a kick and you know one always showed more, and there was the pause button waiting to be hit...

What? We were all young and horny once. *sniff*
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« Reply #45 on: 16 Mar 2005, 01:44 »

hmm I guess you just grow out of this drooling at videogame chicks when you reach a certain age...
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« Reply #46 on: 16 Mar 2005, 03:12 »

Depends on whether you can find a real chick to take their place.
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« Reply #47 on: 16 Mar 2005, 04:58 »

...you DO?
Whoa....
That age must SUCK.
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« Reply #48 on: 16 Mar 2005, 05:50 »

It doesnt. Playing with real (big) boobs is more fun ;)
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« Reply #49 on: 16 Mar 2005, 08:04 »

I agree with torg on that one whole-handedly!


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