No judge in the world could convict you for that either. Not when the Legend of Zelda is involved. I can see it now...
"How do you plead?"
"Not guilty."
"Not guilty? You nuked every other person in a 100 mile radius!"
"Well, yes, but I was just making sure that I would stay alive so I'd be able to play the new Legend of Zelda game, and-"
"Ah, say no more! Case dismissed!"