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PSP: The s stands for Sexy
« on: 16 Mar 2005, 16:20 »

And the P stands for Penis.

I don't know what the other P stands for.





So sex.
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« Reply #1 on: 16 Mar 2005, 16:45 »

Handheld videogames are not for sticking down pants.  Hence you must send me your PSP as attonment for your crimefull deed.
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« Reply #2 on: 16 Mar 2005, 17:14 »

DSes are better for stickin in pants.

Looks like a huge, awesome glowing belt buckle.
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Jiperly

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« Reply #3 on: 16 Mar 2005, 17:18 »

I remember reading somewhere you can buy a pack that'll increase your battery power, and protect your screen from your grubby paws!
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« Reply #4 on: 16 Mar 2005, 17:23 »

sweet Jesus.....


The screen is...


DEAD!
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Jiperly

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« Reply #5 on: 16 Mar 2005, 17:45 »

5* bucks goes to the first person who photoshops it to make him thrust


*=Imaginary
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« Reply #6 on: 17 Mar 2005, 10:36 »

That whole "touching is good" campaign just begs for violation.

The other P stands for "this platform will die within a biannum".
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« Reply #7 on: 17 Mar 2005, 12:59 »

After playing it, that's not going to be true.

This thing will be a smash hit worldwide.

I can't stop playing Wipeout and Twisted Metal, though admittedly neither of them are anything new. They're just so freaking beautiful though...
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« Reply #8 on: 17 Mar 2005, 13:30 »

Quote from: happybirthdaygelatin
Handheld videogames are not for sticking down pants.  Hence you must send me your PSP as attonment for your crimefull deed.


wait, you actually want something that's been down his pants?

I'd rethink that, if I were you.
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« Reply #9 on: 17 Mar 2005, 14:18 »

Like it matters and he'd actually give it to me.  But good point.

Hey how has the square button been?  It hasn't popped the game out yet either?
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« Reply #10 on: 17 Mar 2005, 14:30 »

Square button's been fine, but I did manage to make it pop the game out.

It took a bit too much effort for it to actually happen in gameplay though, I think.
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« Reply #11 on: 17 Mar 2005, 15:50 »

That is kind of what I'd figured.  The popping the game out business.
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« Reply #12 on: 18 Mar 2005, 03:13 »

sony has fixed the square problem, they said.
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« Reply #13 on: 18 Mar 2005, 06:01 »

actually they said it wasn't a problem, that its the way they purposely designed it, and that it isn't a reason you can return the unit for, as it was intentional.  (they say it gave room for a bigger screen)
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« Reply #14 on: 18 Mar 2005, 09:38 »

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actually they said it wasn't a problem, that its the way they purposely designed it, and that it isn't a reason you can return the unit for, as it was intentional.  (they say it gave room for a bigger screen)


Then they said they'll fix it after they said that.  Great job.
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« Reply #15 on: 18 Mar 2005, 15:07 »

gotta love a company who says one thing one day, and somthing else the next eh?

my friend's square button seems fine though, so I dunno whats up with them.
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« Reply #16 on: 18 Mar 2005, 15:20 »

Heh, like that isn't anything new though.
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« Reply #17 on: 18 Mar 2005, 15:55 »

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actually they said it wasn't a problem, that its the way they purposely designed it, and that it isn't a reason you can return the unit for, as it was intentional.  (they say it gave room for a bigger screen)


incorrect.  they said the problem was derived from an intentional...whatever you want to call it in the design, that the square button was supposed to be placed like that to allow the most compact unit while saving hte large screen.  it was not however intended to screw up the actual use of the button, and it dindt, in the majority of cases.  still it was a known problem the aknoledged, and responded accordingly :)
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« Reply #18 on: 18 Mar 2005, 16:30 »

Ooooh, sexy. Wish Sony would hurry up and announce a European release date :(
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« Reply #19 on: 19 Mar 2005, 08:31 »

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Ooooh, sexy. Wish Sony would hurry up and announce a European release date :(

dude... its coming out the end of march 2005 for europe. in like 6 or 7 days.
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« Reply #20 on: 19 Mar 2005, 12:55 »

Really? I heard different, but if that's true then BOOYEAH!!
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« Reply #21 on: 19 Mar 2005, 15:24 »

As a cheap bastard, but also as a Sony whore, I must say that at first I was "OMGEEE I NEEDSES PSPEE!!!1!1", but once I saw that the system is $250, and the games are $50 (which no handheld games should be), I'm very hesitant. Maybe if I were, you know, employed, and had money, I would think differently. But even then, I still think $50 for a handheld game is too much, no matter how advanced it might be technologically. (Did I spell that right?)
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« Reply #22 on: 19 Mar 2005, 15:26 »

im pretty sure you did, and yea, 50 bcks fo a handheld game is ridiculous
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« Reply #23 on: 27 Mar 2005, 21:43 »

It's not all that ridiculous, when you figure that the development costs for a PSP game are on par with those of a PS2 game. The more sophisticated your hardware is, the more costly it is to produce games for it. If you're unhappy now, wait until the next-generation consoles launch. (I'm definitely planning on being very careful about which games I buy, unless I get struck by a bolt of lightning flung by the money gods or something.) Besides, looking at the lineup, it's the bigger-license games that are $50, but there are still games like Wipeout (awesome, by the way) coming out at $40. (And then there is my this'll-make-you-feel-a-bit-better-about-working-here Best Buy discount.)

If I sound cantankerous, I don't mean to be. This board seems to have good people. Hi.
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« Reply #24 on: 27 Mar 2005, 23:35 »

Quote from: Jiperly
5* bucks goes to the first person who photoshops it to make him thrust


*=Imaginary




it's not a thrust, but it's SOMETHING. Now wheres my imaginary five bucks?
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