The silly game thread reminded me of something my mate and I used to do to entertain ourselves in history lessons, whereby you take the title of a song, or a band, and replace one of the words with the word with either 'muff', or an equally daft word.
I would have bunged this in the other thread, but figured people would get confused...and there's always room for juvenile humour here - I hope.
So, to start the ball rolling:
Radiohead - Fake Plastic Muffs
Broken Social Scene - Anthems for a seventeen year old muff
My Chemical Romance - Give em muff, kid
The Good Life = Muffs in his pocket
Yeah Yeah Yeahs - Date with the muff
MC5 - Kick out the muffs
Blondie - one muff or another
Kylie - can't get you out of my muff
The Smiths - there is a muff that never goes out
And so on. Please post your own, so I don't feel like the only person who still finds this thing funny...