Copied from over at the WCDT, my foray into Shakespearean coffee-and--baked-goods retail:
Two coffee houses, both alike in dignity
In fair Northampton, for the scene is here,
from secret strife break forth to new mutiny,
where cupcakes make barista words unclear
From forth the counter space of these two foes,
Pugnacious Peach and Padma talk of trade
Of bread for bean, and bean for bread
Can such talk be without bosses made?
As baker and barista spin their scheme
OCD girl and berserker talk of space
and effects of its low gravity
on the male of the okapi race
The fearful parsing of this pixel'd tale
and continuance of ship and forum lore
is naught but moderator could remove
and which Jeph endeavours to ignore
The which, if you with f5 key attend,
what here shall miss, his toil shall help you umbersdanb
...