I'm also not defending the? REAL "wankers," the types of people who do write music for the sole purpose of showing off instrumental chops. That stuff leaves me as cold and empty as the next person.
Essentially this is what you needed to say in the first place!
However, I move my attentions to the rest of your post. I don't think poignacy has anything to do with how technical your playing is. The quote about the kid with the cheap acoustic guitar is bullshit? I disagree. What that means is, the songwriting comes first. Always. Period. That gets lost by so many people who flaunt their knowledge of music theory. And yeah, the theory comes out in the songwriting, in that I know I'm playing in the key of A, for example. But I hardly ever end my songs on a classic cadence, if you know what I mean. The "writing strictly linear music" - well, I suppose that all comes down to preference. And I don't see a point in drawing a line between "simple because it's all they can do" and "simple because they would rather do it." There's a great story in
Please Kill Me (I will push it til you all read it) in which Dee Dee Ramone auditions for Television and has no idea where a C is, so Richard Hell is telling him, "No, no, man, C." And Dee Dee just moves up one fret and looks up at Hell like a puzzled puppy dog.
Please don't try to argue the effectiveness of the Ramones' music. It's simple because that's what they knew how to do, but it's good music because it's so simple and so don't-give-a-fuck.
And as for Nirvana, well the only boundary they pushed is they created a world in which musical talent no longer became a pre-requisite for being a musician
They created a world in which people realized, "Hey, hair metal is actually quite shit. Why did I even buy this Warrant album, anyways?" That's good enough for me; however, that they put two great albums under their collective belt is even better.
The "no-talent" thing is an absolute red herring. I hate to break it to you, but bands with no talent existed well before the nineties and will continue to exist. And why should musical training be a prerequisite for being a musician? Do I have to attend seminars on the English language before I write a story (I haven't)? Do I have to draw nudes for an hour a day for four years before I attempt to make art (I haven't - I took AP Art and instantly started concentrating on developing a portfolio)? What makes music any different?
I appreciate that you aren't arguing on behalf of the artists who, when their recorded output is playing, make the listener feel as if he should set a box of Kleenex by the speakers, move into the next room and shut the door to give the music some "alone time," but I still contest your position on there being any prerequisite for making music beyond an ear for a tune.
And Timehat, you're right. Those examples were a dick move. Although I'm glad you agree Asia suck completely.