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Which director needs stop making films?

Uwe Boll
- 14 (60.9%)
Joel Schumacher
- 3 (13%)
Michael Bay
- 3 (13%)
Rob Cohen
- 0 (0%)
Paul W.S. Anderson
- 3 (13%)

Total Members Voted: 14

Voting closed: 28 Jul 2005, 15:39


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« on: 28 Jul 2005, 15:39 »
With the increase of dreck on our movie screens, I pose to you - who needs to get out of Hollywood? Why do studios keep hiring these people? I'm not talking about one or two bombs, but several god awful films. Discuss.
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« Reply #1 on: 28 Jul 2005, 15:46 »
I don't know who most of them are (child of the arthouse, me) - but Joel Schumacher is fucken' awful.
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« Reply #2 on: 28 Jul 2005, 16:25 »
Why the hell isn't Jerry Bruckheimer on this list?
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« Reply #3 on: 28 Jul 2005, 16:31 »
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Why the hell isn't Jerry Bruckheimer on this list?


Because he produces the dreck. He's not a director.
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« Reply #4 on: 28 Jul 2005, 16:42 »
he still sucks
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« Reply #5 on: 28 Jul 2005, 16:43 »
Couldn't agree more.
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« Reply #6 on: 28 Jul 2005, 18:14 »
Boll Boll Boll Boll Boll Boll Boll *deep breath* Boll Boll BOLL.

FUCKING HELL has he shat on some potentially good franchises. The one advantage of his shiteness is that it meant they could fill the soundtrack of Alone in the Dark with awesome stuff like Bloodbath - Outnumbering the Day, because no-one would ever buy it.

BUT FUCKING HELL THE SUCKAGE.
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« Reply #7 on: 28 Jul 2005, 21:01 »
Was Boll the guy who did Alone in the Dark? Get that fuckshit out of Hollywood!
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« Reply #8 on: 29 Jul 2005, 05:51 »
Got to be the truly hateful Uwe Boll.
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« Reply #9 on: 29 Jul 2005, 11:42 »
*unleashes ninja death squad*  KILL THEM ALL!!!!!


There's a short film up at Ifilm.com about killing Michael Bay.  However, I think it's only available to premium members....
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« Reply #10 on: 29 Jul 2005, 12:28 »
In my opinion they should burn down all of Hollywood(including most of the people), it's a den of stinking evil!

okay I am scared... that Uwe Boll fellow is currently in the process of making a movie for the following games: Dungeon Siege, Far Cry, Bloodrayne, Hunter: the Reckoning.
Dungeon Siege was bad even as a game and the others...god is this guy the devil's bastard son, he is even going to visually rape a White Wolf roleplaying game...I am disturbed...
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« Reply #11 on: 29 Jul 2005, 18:16 »
Me. I spent the last four days PAing and I am *done*. If I have to run to Studio City one more time .... Grrrr.

And Uwe Boll. That guy needs to just stop breathing.

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« Reply #12 on: 29 Jul 2005, 20:20 »
Uwe Boll was formed whole when Beelzebub accidentally left a sheet of used toilet paper lying in some nuclear waste.
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« Reply #13 on: 29 Jul 2005, 20:34 »
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« Reply #14 on: 30 Jul 2005, 00:16 »
Well apparently he isn't listening, if I had a pitchfork and a mob of angry peasants, I would so lynch the fucker and choke him with ALL the movies he has ever made.
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« Reply #15 on: 30 Jul 2005, 05:42 »
So, what this Boll bloke does is make bad movies out of decent computer games?

He deserves death on the end of a long stick with spikes on it.
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« Reply #16 on: 30 Jul 2005, 05:59 »
Boll makes terrible movies out of decent computer games. Plus he seems to target the most successful games, too...

At least with Paul Anderson, the first Reisdent Evil was a reaonsably enjoyable zombie action film that was watchable if you tried to forget it was supposed to be Resident Evil, and the second one was slightly better than the first, on the same grounds.

Boll just needs to be dead. Right now.
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« Reply #17 on: 30 Jul 2005, 07:18 »
The first resident evil was turned far too much into an evil computer horror, and was not very good.
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« Reply #18 on: 30 Jul 2005, 11:48 »
the first resident evil is much much better than any of the Uwe Boll films i wasted my life seeing
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« Reply #19 on: 31 Jul 2005, 03:07 »
It was a close call, but I voted for Michael Bay over Joel Shumacher.
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« Reply #20 on: 02 Aug 2005, 09:02 »
Anderson all the way... Alien Vs Predator sucked and was an insult to both franchises, Soldier apparently the orignal script/concept of this film was truely brilliant then he turned up and... well the results speak for themselves
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« Reply #21 on: 02 Aug 2005, 11:04 »
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he is even going to visually rape a White Wolf roleplaying game...I am disturbed...


Lets be honest with ourselves, White Wolf took a shit all over their games a long time ago.
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