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« Reply #100 on: 24 Sep 2005, 08:45 »

hooray for babysitting cousins! i watched that yesterday!

Mary Poppins I believe.

Character 1: What do I want? I'll tell you what I want! I want Ken Railings to walk in here right now, and say 'Pam Shortt's broken both her legs, and I wanna dance with YOU!'
[The door flies open. It's Ken]
Ken: Pam Shortt's broken both her legs, and I wanna dance with you.
Character 2: That was unexpected
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« Reply #101 on: 24 Sep 2005, 09:04 »

I hate the fact that I seem to be absolutely terrbile at this. I watch a stupid amount of movies. It really is ridiculous. I am sad now. :(
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« Reply #102 on: 24 Sep 2005, 20:01 »

Strictly Ballroom.

And now, a MUCH easier movie than my usual. All the quotes come from the same movie.

"That's what I like about these high school girls. I get older, and they all stay the same age."

"If I ever refer to these as the best years of my life, remind me to shoot myself."

"Put some ice on it. After that, it's nothing a few beers can't take care of."

"Which one of you had the theory about how Gerald Ford's football head injuries were affecting the economy?"

"What are you looking at? Wipe that face off your head, bitch."

"If we are all gonna die anyway shouldn't we be enjoying ourselves now? You know, I'd like to quit thinking of the present, like right now, as some minor insignificant preamble to something else."
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« Reply #103 on: 24 Sep 2005, 22:59 »

pretty sure that one is Dazed and Confused

also an easy one:

"look at that...  you can't do much damage with that can ya?  Perhaps it should have been the rule of wrist"
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« Reply #104 on: 24 Sep 2005, 23:51 »

jesus christ that's easy. i mean, jaysus chirst, ya fookin pansy, gimme a challenge for fuck's sake.
Boondock Saints. (all us irish are that badass)
another easy one
"ya like daags?"
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« Reply #105 on: 25 Sep 2005, 00:15 »

Snatch. A hard one next time.

"Cook the man some fuckin eggs!"
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« Reply #106 on: 26 Sep 2005, 09:12 »

97% certain that's from "Nosferatu"

"Every place reminds you of someplace else..."
"Experience, lad, you should learn to appreciate it."
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« Reply #107 on: 26 Sep 2005, 13:23 »

Sort of... For my "A" levels I did music, music technology, and film studies, but I saw "Nosferatu" in a music class. One of our second year assignments was to write a 4-minute musical score to accompany a scripted sequence. Everyone in the class just ripped four minutes out of a movie, recorded it onto a tape without any sound, and then wrote music for that. One of my friends did "Nosferatu". I didn't even watch it properly, either.

Funny how memory works, huh? I think it's the fact that Nosferatu was easily the creepiest vampire EVER that made it stick... The bit where he rises from his coffin without bending a single joint is genuinely effective when it's done by a guy who looks that disturbing.
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« Reply #108 on: 28 Sep 2005, 04:05 »

Transformers the movie

guy"do you like sex with death?"
girl"yeah so fuck-off and die."
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« Reply #109 on: 28 Sep 2005, 16:22 »

Necro Ho's 4: Revenge of the Grim Banger
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« Reply #110 on: 29 Sep 2005, 23:38 »

ummm......no, but if that's a real movie I want to see it.
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« Reply #111 on: 04 Oct 2005, 11:30 »

The Return of the Living Dead

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Do you believe there is a part of yourself, deep inside in your mind, with things you don't want other people to see? During a session when I'm inside, I get to see those things.
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« Reply #112 on: 04 Oct 2005, 19:22 »

I think thats from The Cell.

-"Im sorry thats never happened to me before."
-"What, the 8 seconds of sex or the 40 minutes of crying?"
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« Reply #113 on: 04 Oct 2005, 20:50 »

The family guy movie... I'm pretty sure stewie said that...

If I'm wrong disregard my quote.

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"It looks like we're up chocolate creek without a Popsicle stick!"
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« Reply #114 on: 05 Oct 2005, 14:17 »

YES

And Shrek 2, Gingerbread man.

"Its not here... Shut up! Im not crying!"
Or
-"Sir, are you classified as human?"
-"Negative, I am a meat popsicle."
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« Reply #115 on: 09 Oct 2005, 00:46 »

the first one is Advent Children

"So now, Officer Rabbit and I are going to sit here while you smoke the entire bag!"
or (same movie)
"Meow? I'll say 'moo!' Heck, for twenty bucks I'll call the guy a chicken ----er!"
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« Reply #116 on: 09 Oct 2005, 03:16 »

Is that Smoke?



"You're so fucking money and you don't even know it!"
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« Reply #117 on: 09 Oct 2005, 04:18 »

Quote from: neomang5
-"Sir, are you classified as human?"
-"Negative, I am a meat popsicle."


The Fifth Element.
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« Reply #118 on: 09 Oct 2005, 04:48 »

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"You're so fucking money and you don't even know it!"


Swingers.  Man, every time I see that film I use "money" as an adjective for, like, a week at least.

I'll post one when I think of one.
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« Reply #119 on: 09 Oct 2005, 14:34 »

Quote from: neomang5

-"Sir, are you classified as human?"
-"Negative, I am a meat popsicle."

Fifth Element

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"So now, Officer Rabbit and I are going to sit here while you smoke the entire bag!"
or (same movie)
"Meow? I'll say 'moo!' Heck, for twenty bucks I'll call the guy a chicken ----er!"

Super Troopers

And for mine:

"Long live the new flesh!"
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« Reply #120 on: 09 Oct 2005, 20:38 »

Um- Videodrome? If I'm right I shall post a quote.
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« Reply #121 on: 10 Oct 2005, 04:00 »

Yup. Quote away.
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« Reply #122 on: 10 Oct 2005, 09:29 »

Too late, my turn. :)

You contemptible pig! I remained celibate for you. I stood at the back of a cathedral, waiting, in celibacy, for you, with three hundred friends and relatives in attendance. My uncle hired the best Romanian caterers in the state. To obtain the seven limousines for the wedding party, my father used up his last favor with Mad Pete Trullo. So for me, for my mother, my grandmother, my father, my uncle, and for the common good, I must now kill you, and your brother.
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« Reply #123 on: 10 Oct 2005, 11:08 »

um.. the Blues Brothers?

I don't know any good quotes though. so someone else can take my turn!
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« Reply #124 on: 10 Oct 2005, 11:18 »

"Sometimes, it's profound.  Other times, it's Fritos."
Hint: Tim Allen and Jason Lee
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« Reply #125 on: 10 Oct 2005, 15:26 »

I dont remember the quote but the only time i remember Tim Allen & Jason Lee in the same movie is Big Trouble?

Is that right?

If yes, I'll quote..

I'll give two from the same movie.. just to help you guys along :)

"A reality is just what we tell each other it is"

"Every species can smell its own extinction. The last ones left won't have a pretty time with it. In ten years, maybe less, the human race will just be a bedtime story for their children. A myth, nothing more."
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« Reply #126 on: 10 Oct 2005, 17:51 »

It was Big Trouble. Darn good movie.  That was the last quote of the movie
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« Reply #127 on: 11 Oct 2005, 05:30 »

Ok, another from me.

-"You know, when I was a kid I always thought I was gonna' to grow up to be a hero."
-"Well it's too late now."
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« Reply #128 on: 11 Oct 2005, 06:45 »

Quote from: Inlander
I'll post one when I think of one.


Okay, so I took my time.  This is from memory, but I think it's accurate enough to guess.  The part in brackets is interior monologue, inside the character's head.  The second part is spoken out loud.  I hope it's not too obscure:

"(Don't say this song's about a girl.)  This song's about a girl."
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« Reply #129 on: 11 Oct 2005, 07:39 »

Hang on!! Dammit!!!

I got the answer right... AND then quoted.. you gots to do mine first! sheesh, people seem to be throwing the rules everywhere.

Here are my quotes again.


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"A reality is just what we tell each other it is"

"Every species can smell its own extinction. The last ones left won't have a pretty time with it. In ten years, maybe less, the human race will just be a bedtime story for their children. A myth, nothing more."
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« Reply #130 on: 11 Oct 2005, 07:51 »

Sorry Shrimp.  :(

Was it The Mouth of Madness?
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« Reply #131 on: 11 Oct 2005, 07:52 »

Yes, yes it was :) Now.. proceed with the others ;)
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« Reply #132 on: 14 Oct 2005, 17:46 »

Quote from: Inlander
"(Don't say this song's about a girl.)  This song's about a girl."


It's been a week, and this quote has stumped everyone. Can you give us a hint?
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« Reply #133 on: 14 Oct 2005, 22:24 »

Sorry, I thought there were other quotes to be guessed as well.  Also, it's only been four days!

Anyway, the film in question is a foreign film, although some of the dialogue (including that quote) is in English.  The quote is spoken by somebody not normally thought of as an actor.
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« Reply #134 on: 15 Oct 2005, 02:56 »

Here's one.

" Now Im gonna show you what I already know"
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« Reply #135 on: 15 Oct 2005, 09:08 »

Stumped by Inlander!! I have to go bone up on my foreign films now!

But tonight is wallace and gromit marathon on sky movies 1... so it wont be tonight... can you give anymore hints?
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« Reply #136 on: 15 Oct 2005, 17:57 »

Don't forget it's only quoted from memory, so I can't promise it's verbatim - but it's pretty close and the general gist of it is right.
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« Reply #137 on: 21 Oct 2005, 19:32 »

Noone will ever get Inlander's,
Wind's was from the Thing

"I think someone should just take this city and just... just flush it down the fuckin' toilet. "
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« Reply #138 on: 21 Oct 2005, 20:15 »

Oh, fine then.  I guess I "win", but it's a very empty feeling.

It's Nick Cave, in the Wim Wenders classic Wings of Desire (recently remade in Hollywood as City of Angels.  Bruno Ganz is an angel wandering around Berlin, trying to decide whether or not to fall to earth, but while he's an angel he's invisible and he can hear people's thoughts.  He wanders into a Nick Cave gig, which is where the line comes from.
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« Reply #139 on: 21 Oct 2005, 21:27 »

Last open quote was from Taxi Driver.

Mine:

"Honey, I've read all about this... is it menopause?"
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« Reply #140 on: 25 Oct 2005, 16:07 »

*le sigh* Hint: It is from a John Waters movie.
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« Reply #141 on: 30 Oct 2005, 17:46 »

Is that Serial Mom???
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« Reply #142 on: 05 Nov 2005, 13:53 »

Yeah.
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« Reply #143 on: 06 Nov 2005, 01:32 »

"I don't want any commies in my car.  No Christians, either."
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« Reply #144 on: 06 Nov 2005, 04:23 »

I do belive that that quote comes from 'Repo Man'.

Mine is:

"I am the cow!"
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« Reply #145 on: 06 Nov 2005, 10:10 »

That quote is from Before Sunrise.

Here's mine. It's a long one, but it's good. And if you read the whole thing, there's a dead giveaway somewhere in there.

If you were around when this movie came out, it will be OBVIOUS.

I don't have to tell you things are bad. Everybody knows things are bad. It's a depression. Everybody's out of work or scared of losing their job. The dollar buys a nickel's work, banks are going bust, shopkeepers keep a gun under the counter. Punks are running wild in the street and there's nobody anywhere who seems to know what to do, and there's no end to it. We know the air is unfit to breathe and our food is unfit to eat, and we sit watching our TVs while some local newscaster tells us that today we had fifteen homicides and sixty-three violent crimes, as if that's the way it's supposed to be. We know things are bad worse than bad. They're crazy. It's like everything everywhere is going crazy, so we don't go out anymore. We sit in the house, and slowly the world we are living in is getting smaller, and all we say is, 'Please, at least leave us alone in our living rooms. Let me have my toaster and my TV and my steel-belted radials and I won't say anything. Just leave us alone.' Well, I'm not gonna leave you alone. I want you to get mad! I don't want you to protest. I don't want you to riot I don't want you to write to your congressman because I wouldn't know what to tell you to write. I don't know what to do about the depression and the inflation and the Russians and the crime in the street. All I know is that first you've got to get mad.
You've got to say, 'I'm a HUMAN BEING, Goddamnit! My life has VALUE!' So I want you to get up now. I want all of you to get up out of your chairs. I want you to get up right now and go to the window. Open it, and stick your head out, and yell, 'I'M AS MAD AS HELL, AND I'M NOT GOING TO TAKE THIS ANYMORE!' I want you to get up right now, sit up, go to your windows, open them and stick your head out and yell 'I'm as mad as hell and I'm not going to take this anymore!' Things have got to change. But first, you've gotta get mad!... You've got to say, 'I'm as mad as hell, and I'm not going to take this anymore!' Then we'll figure out what to do about the depression and the inflation and the oil crisis. But first get up out of your chairs, open the window, stick your head out, and yell, and say it:
"I'M AS MAD AS HELL, AND I'M NOT GOING TO TAKE THIS ANYMORE!"
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« Reply #146 on: 06 Nov 2005, 16:00 »

Network

(the last sentence is really all you need)

(although the full quote really is greatness)

I can't think of anything useful to contribute at the moment.

Someone take a free crack.

P.S:  none of the above is a movie quote
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« Reply #147 on: 06 Nov 2005, 22:18 »

"Holy shit! It's the bird man!"
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« Reply #148 on: 07 Nov 2005, 15:45 »

Since I got that Serial Mom one a while a go --and didn't know if I got right I didnt post ....... SO sorry for this

"Curious about men ? I often wonder why my Father watches "Hee Haw" but no."
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« Reply #149 on: 07 Nov 2005, 17:34 »

Regarding "Bird Man", that's Ghost Dog.

Regarding "Hee Haw", that's Chasing Amy.

My turn.

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