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kallisti

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Re: Just to Clear up some Questions....
« Reply #50 on: 11 Dec 2006, 14:47 »

I fucked up anyways. I meant Pat Boone, a crooner who early in his career covered black musicians' songs for white audiences, "paling" them in the process.

And then later covered a bunch of metal songs. Oh god that was the funniest thing ever.
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Re: Just to Clear up some Questions....
« Reply #51 on: 11 Dec 2006, 15:05 »

FireStarter just got hisself banned for a month.

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Re: Just to Clear up some Questions....
« Reply #52 on: 11 Dec 2006, 23:45 »

And then later covered a bunch of metal songs. Oh god that was the funniest thing ever.

What was that album called? No More Mr. Nice Guy?
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Re: Just to Clear up some Questions....
« Reply #53 on: 11 Dec 2006, 23:57 »

Ricky Nelson would destroy Pat Boone in a boxing match.
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Re: Just to Clear up some Questions....
« Reply #54 on: 12 Dec 2006, 01:32 »

Johnny is a post machine.
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Where I come from, we usually just shorten that to "yee-haw!"

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Re: Just to Clear up some Questions....
« Reply #55 on: 12 Dec 2006, 01:46 »

And then later covered a bunch of metal songs. Oh god that was the funniest thing ever.

What was that album called? No More Mr. Nice Guy?

Yep, that was it.  Hilariously awful...and my brain is STILL holding a grudge against me for having listened to that album in its entirety...
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Re: Just to Clear up some Questions....
« Reply #56 on: 12 Dec 2006, 03:39 »

Johnny is a post maschine.

maschine maschine maschine maschine maschiiiine..
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Re: Just to Clear up some Questions....
« Reply #57 on: 12 Dec 2006, 04:10 »

kallisti, stop! you're making my brain cry.
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Re: Just to Clear up some Questions....
« Reply #58 on: 12 Dec 2006, 05:29 »

I think Pat Boone's album of metal covers is actually called In A Metal Mood./ I wouldn't swear to it, because I've never actually listened to it. If anybody does somehow have it, then please, please yousendit. I need to hear it.
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Re: Just to Clear up some Questions....
« Reply #59 on: 12 Dec 2006, 05:39 »

As it happens, we're both right.
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Re: Just to Clear up some Questions....
« Reply #60 on: 12 Dec 2006, 05:53 »

Funny thing is, I tried to see if I could find any of the songs off that album just to see how hilariously bad it was. I found Holy Diver.

Unfortunately, it passed beyond the realm of semi-intentional comedy and into realms of awful I had no idea even existed until this point.
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Re: Just to Clear up some Questions....
« Reply #61 on: 12 Dec 2006, 09:14 »

Is this thread still kicking?? Can't we all just walk away from it like you would the scene of a car accident involving retards?? Sure, at first you HAVE to look, but then you feel horrible for being so interested and you make an oath to yourself that you will never think about it again, let alone bring it up to your family, friends, and loved ones.

Can't we do that with this thread??
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Re: Just to Clear up some Questions....
« Reply #62 on: 12 Dec 2006, 09:17 »

Before you pass judgment, you should probably notice that this has basically become a totally different thread in FireStarter's absence, one which might actually have some merit.
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Re: Just to Clear up some Questions....
« Reply #63 on: 12 Dec 2006, 10:37 »

kallisti, stop! you're making my brain cry.

aw, do you have something against kraftwerk? so sad.
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Re: Just to Clear up some Questions....
« Reply #64 on: 12 Dec 2006, 18:39 »

Teresias is unfun fun fun on the autobahn.
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Re: Just to Clear up some Questions....
« Reply #65 on: 12 Dec 2006, 19:40 »

i hate fun.
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Re: Just to Clear up some Questions....
« Reply #66 on: 12 Dec 2006, 20:51 »

tsk tsk. so young, so full of promise...
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Re: Just to Clear up some Questions....
« Reply #67 on: 12 Dec 2006, 22:03 »

wait... kallisti is now mocking me? My last vestiges of pride have just blown off into the sunset.
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Re: Just to Clear up some Questions....
« Reply #68 on: 12 Dec 2006, 22:07 »

funny thing, life.
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Re: Just to Clear up some Questions....
« Reply #69 on: 12 Dec 2006, 22:13 »

aye.
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