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« Reply #1 on: 21 Sep 2005, 19:48 »

After that's released, nobody will ever need to make movies again.
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« Reply #2 on: 21 Sep 2005, 19:55 »

Quote from: Johnny C
After that's released, nobody will ever need to make movies again.

Until they make the sequel, Sharks on a Train.
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« Reply #3 on: 21 Sep 2005, 20:16 »

Or <insert pseudo-witty joke ruining it right here and now here>.


Fuck yeah, you know you 'lol'ed at that.
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« Reply #4 on: 21 Sep 2005, 21:00 »

Has anyone seen 'Boa versus Python'? That's a movie that's every bit as good as it sounds!

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« Reply #5 on: 21 Sep 2005, 22:15 »

How in god's name did they get a producer that could afford Samuel L Jackson? I would think that meeting would go something like this:

"And the movie is called... Snakes on a Plane."

"Get the fuck out of my office."
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« Reply #6 on: 22 Sep 2005, 09:27 »

Man, that is very possibly the worst plot I've ever heard of. I'm desperately trying to find a way to hate it, but... Snakes! On a plane! With Samuel L. Jackson! I mean, damn... I don't know what to say.

Kittens.
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« Reply #7 on: 22 Sep 2005, 12:40 »

This movie (whose title has gone back and forth between 'Snakes on a Plane' and 'Flight 147') continuously reminds me of a skit I saw on SNL a few years back, where, in fact a bunch of snakes were loose on a plane. It was moderately funny, but at the end of the skit, a obivously hand-puppet snake comes on in front a blue-screened fire and begins yelling "I AM THE COBRA! WHEN YOU LEAST EXPECT IT, I WILL BE THERE...FOR I AM THE COBRAAAA"

It loses alot of the humor when attempting to retell the story.
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« Reply #8 on: 22 Sep 2005, 17:03 »

They have to call it 'Snakes on a Plane'. Who would go see a film called 'Flight 147'?

Not me.
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