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« on: 12 Oct 2005, 12:20 »

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« Reply #1 on: 12 Oct 2005, 13:28 »

I'm far too lazy to figure out if this is a joke or spam; I'm assuming it's a joke, but.
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but the music sucks because the keyboards don't have the cold/mechanical sound they had but a wannabe techno sound that it's pathetic for Rammstein standars.

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« Reply #2 on: 12 Oct 2005, 13:32 »

punchaclown.com - There's live webcam imagry of a clown sitting on a stool.  The page has a button to activate a mechanical boxing glove pointed at the clown.

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« Reply #3 on: 12 Oct 2005, 13:36 »

http://www.holdthebutton.com

You click on a button. You hold it. It times you.
If you hold it for a while, you go on a hall of fame.
This site has made millions.
I am not even making it up.
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Not to sound mysoginist, but I hate women.

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« Reply #4 on: 12 Oct 2005, 13:41 »

I accidentally right clicked on it and it kept going when i let go. Who holds a mouse button down for 6 days?!?! Or rather, cares enough to tape it down or something. geesh.
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« Reply #5 on: 12 Oct 2005, 13:57 »

misheardpearljamlyrics.com--
Can't understand what Eddie Vedder is saying? Neither can we!
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« Reply #6 on: 12 Oct 2005, 13:59 »

How bout just generally misheardlyrics.com?  Even now that I know what the actual lyrics are, I still hear "wrapped up like a douche" every time I listed to the ELO song "Blinded by the Light."

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« Reply #7 on: 12 Oct 2005, 14:07 »

people, this is supposed to be about making new million dollar website ideas up.  c'mon.

that said:

in a similar vein to poetry.com, stealmyidea.com is the premium site for people to place the ideas they think are awesome yet are too lazy to put any effort into.  stealmyidea.com makes revenue both from banner advertising and from selling the patents that it holds on your ideas to genuinely interested parties who wish to put those ideas into practice.  they also run an online store for finished products small enough to be sold over the internet and that do not break any international laws.

idea contributors are not entitled to a share of profits from the sales of the patents or the eventual products.  they are however quite free to purchase books and other merchandise made up of/about the ideas that they and others have submitted.
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« Reply #8 on: 12 Oct 2005, 14:22 »

I'm sorry, but none of you will ever be able to top Savetoby.com, and you know it.

EDIT: The bastard. I just checked up on Savetoby.com, and now he's not running the $50K ransom. Instead, he wants to sell 10,000 copies of his book, and has extended the deadline. This man is a genius.
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« Reply #9 on: 12 Oct 2005, 14:50 »

I think he changed that a while ago.


www.gimme5ordie.org - Now that you've visited our website, and we've recorded your IP address, you have 24 hours to sent us $5 via PayPal before we send our specialized hitmen out to take your $5 "for" you!

The site would then launch a javascript that would display a 24-hour countdown clock.
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« Reply #10 on: 12 Oct 2005, 17:00 »

i don't understand how savetoby (being real) pertains to our fictional ideas.
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« Reply #11 on: 12 Oct 2005, 19:25 »

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How bout just generally misheardlyrics.com? Even now that I know what the actual lyrics are, I still hear "wrapped up like a douche" every time I listed to the ELO song "Blinded by the Light."


It's not very good, but basically, that is www.kissthisguy.com.

Umm... I think that it would be cool if there was a website where you played games and shit to gain points and you spent points on loops of music, and your goal was to build a song out of these various bits and peices, then you share and trade peices and such and show off your songs, and get special things like blenders and phasers and reverb and cool shit like that. Perhaps "loopquest" or "mixermission". Something like that.

Also, it would be cool if there was a website that just spewed out totally random things every day. Just like, totally random. One thing an hour. And once something is gone you can never get it back. Pandora.com probably.
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« Reply #12 on: 12 Oct 2005, 19:33 »

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people, this is supposed to be about making new million dollar website ideas up.

Right, like punching a clown.  It's a sure thing I tell ya!

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« Reply #13 on: 12 Oct 2005, 21:31 »

Man...my friend and I have come up with so many amazing website ideas.  The only one I can remember off the top of my head (no pun lol [it will make sense in about 4 seconds]) is thatsnotahat.com.  It would feature pictures of things that are not hats (or would it?)
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« Reply #14 on: 12 Oct 2005, 21:51 »

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punchanemo.com - There's live webcam imagery of an emo sitting on a stool.  The page has a button to activate a mechanical boxing glove pointed at the emo.

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« Reply #15 on: 12 Oct 2005, 22:01 »

chooseyourownstd.com  kind of like those choose your own adventure books but with stds.  if you want to plow the ho who has red swolen sores flip to page 55, if you want to bang the slut who probably has crabs flip to page 21
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« Reply #16 on: 12 Oct 2005, 22:04 »

Imaginarygirlfriend.com

Basiclly, for a small fee, we will send you pictures, of a girl that you can keep in your wallet and pretend is your girlfriend. Depending on the fee you pay, you get a more attractive girl, personalized inscriptions on the back, letters, and if you pay enough, one of the companies employies will go on a screenname and talk to your friends so they think she really exists. So much money, so fast.
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« Reply #17 on: 12 Oct 2005, 22:36 »

Creating a fake person on the 'net! I've never heard of such nonsense!
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« Reply #18 on: 12 Oct 2005, 23:44 »

Quote from: jhocking
How bout just generally misheardlyrics.com?  Even now that I know what the actual lyrics are, I still hear "wrapped up like a douche" every time I listed to the ELO song "Blinded by the Light."


Manfred Mann or Bruce Springsteen is probably what you meant.
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« Reply #19 on: 13 Oct 2005, 05:27 »

Oh man, I thought thatsnotahat was the best idea ever, until just a couple posts further I saw imaginarygirlfriend.

@sibrot: Now that you mention it, maybe I'm thinking of Manfred Mann's version, but definitely not Springsteen, since he used different words for the line in question.  However, all three recorded that song, and I've always thought of it as an ELO song.

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« Reply #20 on: 13 Oct 2005, 11:51 »

ELO recorded it too? Crazy.
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« Reply #21 on: 13 Oct 2005, 12:37 »

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Imaginarygirlfriend.com


sadly, something like this actually exists at http://www.imaginarygirlfriends.com.  they are accepting clients "only by referral" at the moment.  perhaps it's just a trussed-up escort agency, but i am sure that i saw something about a site that offered virtual partners (both boy and girlfriends) with emails, smses, pictures, etc.

also: http://www.wired.com/news/culture/0,1284,40369,00.html'>Love by email/sms!  woo!
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« Reply #22 on: 15 Oct 2005, 19:52 »

i can't claim credit for all of this:

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« Reply #23 on: 16 Oct 2005, 05:34 »

Which is worse: walking in on your roommate masturbating, or walking in on your roommate having sex?

Also, I am reminded of a story which I may have heard on these forums (I cannot remember) so I will not bother recounting.

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« Reply #24 on: 16 Oct 2005, 05:48 »

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Umm... I think that it would be cool if there was a website where you played games and shit to gain points and you spent points on loops of music, and your goal was to build a song out of these various bits and peices, then you share and trade peices and such and show off your songs, and get special things like blenders and phasers and reverb and cool shit like that. Perhaps "loopquest" or "mixermission". Something like that.

Also, it would be cool if there was a website that just spewed out totally random things every day. Just like, totally random. One thing an hour. And once something is gone you can never get it back. Pandora.com probably.


Kinda like www.cokemusic.com ?
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« Reply #25 on: 16 Oct 2005, 08:39 »

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Which is worse: walking in on your roommate masturbating, or walking in on your roommate having sex?


Depends on your roommate's gender. If they're a guy, walking in on teh sexing would be better, 'cause then there's boobs. Unless he's gay.
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« Reply #26 on: 16 Oct 2005, 11:47 »

Quote from: La Creme

Also, it would be cool if there was a website that just spewed out totally random things every day. Just like, totally random. One thing an hour. And once something is gone you can never get it back. Pandora.com probably.


http://www.randomimage.us

A lot of it is stupid, because it's all user uploaded and the site just picks an image at random, but some of the stuff is really really funny.
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« Reply #29 on: 15 Jun 2011, 20:26 »

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« Reply #30 on: 15 Jun 2011, 20:41 »

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« Reply #31 on: 16 Jun 2011, 11:48 »

Aw, this makes me sad.
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« Reply #34 on: 20 Jun 2011, 18:59 »

You're about 5 years late on that one skipper.
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« Reply #35 on: 28 Jun 2011, 11:54 »

Man...my friend and I have come up with so many amazing website ideas.  The only one I can remember off the top of my head (no pun lol [it will make sense in about 4 seconds]) is thatsnotahat.com.  It would feature pictures of things that are not hats (or would it?)

Sorry for the bump but we have stolen this idea. We are beginning with this;



Shoulda got copyright bitch. (No but seriously we will totally give you credit for this on the site if you want)
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« Reply #36 on: 28 Jun 2011, 16:52 »

You're about one entire 4chan too late.
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« Reply #37 on: 28 Jun 2011, 19:35 »

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« Reply #38 on: 28 Jun 2011, 19:52 »

Mike, actually.
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« Reply #39 on: 28 Jun 2011, 19:55 »

Alternatively: Sugar Peter Apple Mother but this is not the wwii RAF.
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« Reply #40 on: 28 Jun 2011, 20:57 »

Do you mean to tell me that not only have you memorized the verbalizations of each letter of the alphabet, but you have them memorized from different eras too
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« Reply #41 on: 28 Jun 2011, 22:37 »

Alternatively: Sugar Peter Apple Mother but this is not the wwii RAF.

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« Reply #44 on: 29 Jun 2011, 01:33 »

Do you mean to tell me that not only have you memorized the verbalizations of each letter of the alphabet, but you have them memorized from different eras too

NATO's the only one I know properly and my dad loves old war movies.
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