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Re: Der Tattoo Thread.
« Reply #450 on: 05 Jan 2008, 02:21 »

F holes

See I would see this and think "integrals? hot" and then see the other one and think "man that is wierd". The I'd figure it out and it'd be fine again.
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« Reply #451 on: 05 Jan 2008, 11:13 »

I made a pact with an old friend that if (when) he comes out to Ontario to visit me, we're getting matching tattoos.
The tattoos will be YYR, because this is the IATA code for our home, which is built around the air base. I may have already mentioned this as being the only thing that consistently seems like something I would would like to have on my body.
The problem is, where should it go? I would consider having it on the underside of my wrist, but something better/subtler is desired.
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« Reply #452 on: 05 Jan 2008, 14:57 »

While in a waterpark in New York, i saw a guy with a M.C. Esher tattoo. It was the one with the fish that turned into birds. probably the least cliched of any tattoos I have ever seen.
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« Reply #453 on: 05 Jan 2008, 16:44 »

You obviously don't frequent tattoo sites. If you want it for a tattoo, it's a cliche. The sooner someone wanting a tattoo knows this (placement or art wise), the sooner they can get something because they actually want it.
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« Reply #454 on: 06 Jan 2008, 00:46 »

If you want it for a tattoo, it's a cliche.

Who has their fricken IATA code as a tattoo? I think I am pretty safe with that one.

I guess really anything you can think of and think that some random stranger might think of as cool will probably be cliche.

So unless your tattoo has meaning to you and only you/a specific, limited subset of people, it will be cliche.
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Re: Der Tattoo Thread.
« Reply #455 on: 06 Jan 2008, 01:22 »

Plus, d20, on a natural 20! Total fucking CRIT!

Especially if you tatt it on the end of your dick.
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« Reply #456 on: 06 Jan 2008, 08:11 »

I still have yet to see a physical tattoo of:

Bowser, on a surf board, riding a killer wave...
Breathing fire, with sunglasses...
Shredding on a double-neck guitar, with little music notes coming out of it...
All over the image of a cross, over a pot leaf...

And a huge banner that says, "Happy Birthday Rick" at the top.
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« Reply #457 on: 06 Jan 2008, 10:02 »

Here's mine.  It's on the back of my neck.  I really need to get it touched up, because it faded really fast and I'm kinda pissed about that.



I have a lot of people asking me if it's a treble clef.  Go figure. 


PS - the d20 tatt is fucking awesome.
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« Reply #458 on: 06 Jan 2008, 10:27 »

...i was going to ask you if it was supposed to be some sort of combination of a cat and a treble clef.

then i read that and just decided to say what i was going to do.
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Re: Der Tattoo Thread.
« Reply #459 on: 06 Jan 2008, 12:55 »

Hers are all really cliche tattoos, actually. I respect the d20 way more.

The F holes are among the most pretentious tattoos ever.

If a girl has f-holes on her back

and you yank on her hair really hard while hitting it doggy-style

this is called "tuning the viola"
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« Reply #460 on: 06 Jan 2008, 18:48 »

I still have yet to see a physical tattoo of:

Bowser, on a surf board, riding a killer wave...
Breathing fire, with sunglasses...
Shredding on a double-neck guitar, with little music notes coming out of it...
All over the image of a cross, over a pot leaf...

And a huge banner that says, "Happy Birthday Rick" at the top.


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« Reply #461 on: 06 Jan 2008, 19:03 »

He's not breathing fire.

FAIL.
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« Reply #462 on: 06 Jan 2008, 19:23 »

That is simultaneously the worst and best tattoo I have ever seen.
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Re: Der Tattoo Thread.
« Reply #465 on: 06 Jan 2008, 21:06 »

I browsed through that site and was mostly amused.  But this is pretty much the greatest thing I have ever seen.

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« Reply #466 on: 06 Jan 2008, 21:08 »

...I was just going to post that one.
I mean, I can't imagine what this dude does for a living, but damn, that's amazing.
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« Reply #467 on: 06 Jan 2008, 21:08 »

Man, I wonder how many times that dude's been beat up?
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« Reply #468 on: 06 Jan 2008, 21:28 »

If a girl has f-holes on her back

and you yank on her hair really hard while hitting it doggy-style

this is called "tuning the viola"

Hellooo new sig.

A guy with a bunch of face tattoos came in to the guitar shop I work at yesterday. What I don't get is, they were pretty random. Like, the way people get a bunch of small to medium-sized tattoos on their shoulder? He had that on his face. A gothic cross, some lettering, some other crap.

I felt bad.

I wonder if the Misfits face tattoo guy punched himself in the face in regret immediately after finishing the piece.
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« Reply #469 on: 06 Jan 2008, 21:36 »

It may be completely Misfits unrelated.  He may just like skeletons.

I for one think it is an amazing tattoo.  Especially at the sides where the cheekbones seem to dissapear.  I would never tattoo my face, but at least it isn't terrible workmanship.
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« Reply #470 on: 06 Jan 2008, 22:04 »

It's not misfits related. The guy is going for a full body transformation in the same vein as The Lizardman, The Enigma and the like.

http://modblog.bmezine.com/index.php?s=skullboy
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« Reply #471 on: 06 Jan 2008, 22:15 »

i find myself strangely attracted to skullboy :(
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« Reply #472 on: 06 Jan 2008, 22:51 »

It is some pretty amazing art.
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« Reply #473 on: 06 Jan 2008, 23:01 »

i find myself strangely attracted to skullboy :(

The tattoo actually looks much cooler when you see it after it healed/the guy cleared up his acne.



The guy's going for a full-body transformation.
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« Reply #474 on: 06 Jan 2008, 23:37 »

I think it looks far worse in that photo, at least in the first one he gets a nice effect since the black is sharper and it looks like parts of his face are actually missing. His nose in the second one is just embarrassing, the guy needs to walk around with a black background and low lighting for the rest of his life to avoid that looking anything other than just massively silly (and even then, he'd only get to the level of 'pretty damn silly').

Could be worse though, he could be Earth Crisis face guy.



He gets bonus points for being Dutch and having NYHC tattooed on the back of his head.
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« Reply #475 on: 06 Jan 2008, 23:48 »

I don't know. This guy is pretty bad.

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« Reply #476 on: 06 Jan 2008, 23:51 »

WHERE IS HIS CHIN!
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« Reply #477 on: 07 Jan 2008, 00:18 »

That is pretty bad, but I still reckon Earth Crisis guy wins though. He doesn't even look like good Earth Crisis (which wasn't all that good anyway), if there was ever a man who was the embodiment of their crappy nu-metal period it's Earth Crisis face guy. Just imagine that, looking in the mirror every morning and thinking about 'Slither'. At least the guy with checks on his face only has to be constantly reminded of ska bands and probably has a constant urge to pick things up.
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« Reply #478 on: 07 Jan 2008, 00:23 »

A friend of a friend got hammered and pierced his man sausage a few nights ago.

I was reminded of Puff.
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« Reply #479 on: 07 Jan 2008, 00:24 »

Yeah, but Earth Crisis guy can grow a beard and cover it up. No such chance for Checkerboard dude.






I have two penis piercing stories!


First, a friend of mine had this roommate who liked to be naked, and get drunk a lot. Dude was naked all the time, apparently. One day, while my friend and his other roommates were out, naked drunk dude got drunk and pierced his penis. My friend said they all came home, and there was the dude, sitting on the sofa, naked, blood everywhere.


Second story! Once I broke up with this kid for cheating on me. The next day, he felt the need to call me and tell me he gave himself a prince albert. A while after that, I hear that he got a pretty bad infection.
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« Reply #480 on: 07 Jan 2008, 00:28 »

Wait- Ballard, he pierced it himself?  Augh!  Oww!  That hurts my non-existent manly bits. 
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« Reply #481 on: 07 Jan 2008, 00:30 »

I'm not certain of the details but I'm pretty sure he got it pierced by a professional piercer.

(This does not salvage the situation)
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« Reply #482 on: 07 Jan 2008, 00:31 »

Isn't the Earth Crisis person a lady? I remember having that conversation before and it being determined that the person was of the female persuasion. If so, then I doubt she would be able to grow a sufficient beard.
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« Reply #483 on: 07 Jan 2008, 00:33 »

I am just having a conversation with somebody now about whether or not its a dude or a lady. Somebody clear this up.
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« Reply #484 on: 07 Jan 2008, 00:37 »

The idea I got when I first saw a photo was that it was a lady.

A bum ugly lady, but a lady nonetheless.
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« Reply #485 on: 07 Jan 2008, 00:46 »

But look at the hair line. Totally male pattern baldness.
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« Reply #486 on: 07 Jan 2008, 00:48 »

Earth Crisis guy is definitely male, I've seen a bunch of other photos people have taken of him at gigs.
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« Reply #487 on: 07 Jan 2008, 01:34 »

Guys, there are two things that make me extremely uncomfortable: needles and genital mutilation. Therefore I'd prefer if everyone would stop talking about messy dick piercings. It's making me squirm just thinking about it.
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« Reply #488 on: 07 Jan 2008, 02:35 »

i find myself strangely attracted to skullboy :(

Me too!  The transformation so far is pretty damn incredible.
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« Reply #489 on: 07 Jan 2008, 07:59 »

He's oddly cute in the full body pic.

Also, this tattoo is genius:


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« Reply #490 on: 07 Jan 2008, 09:33 »

In a slightly scary way.

I saw a guy one time who had shaved all the hair off his head, including eyebrows, and then tattooed it back on.  His eyebrows resembled flames.  It was an interesting design.  Personally I think tattoos on the face are totally fucked up, but there you go.  To each his own. 
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« Reply #491 on: 07 Jan 2008, 09:47 »

That's been a cosmetics choice recently, no?

I keep seeing women with their eyelashes, eyebrows, and even lip liner tattooed on.
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« Reply #492 on: 07 Jan 2008, 10:24 »

I think it's pretty odd to tattoo lip liner, since it actually serves a purpose being 3-d. It's intended to keep your lipstick from bleeding out and looking messy, I can't imagine a tattoo doing that very well.
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« Reply #493 on: 07 Jan 2008, 11:48 »

I never said it wasn't a really stupid idea.

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« Reply #494 on: 07 Jan 2008, 12:46 »

Here are all of mine. The back piece is the latest...it took 8.5 hours, one sitting. Both me and the artist were in pain by the time it was over.  The cross w/ sword was the first one i ever got. I was shocked to see someone had a phoenix that was shockingly close to mine in design already posted in this thread, I stole the design from some band(changed the head and just saw an album cover can't even remember the name of the band) but i really never expected to see it in ink on someone. Some great tattoos in this thread though.

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« Reply #495 on: 07 Jan 2008, 12:47 »

I can see the appeal behind getting permanent eyeliner, though I imagine it would hurt like hell.  You'd never have to pay to buy eyeliner again...
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« Reply #496 on: 07 Jan 2008, 13:05 »

Tattooed make-up is actually really common among older women who may not have the coordination or eyesight to apply make-up every morning.

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« Reply #497 on: 07 Jan 2008, 13:31 »

Mazlow, did the tattoo artist make fun of you for any of those?

Just wondering.
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« Reply #498 on: 07 Jan 2008, 14:42 »

ouch! No but I am happy with all of them so if someone wants to laugh, let them. 
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« Reply #499 on: 07 Jan 2008, 14:49 »

Kieffer, you must at least applaud the balls this man has, getting a tattoo that big that took that long.

I actually think it's alright as tats go.
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