If your gazongas (that's right, i said it) are decently sized, barbells would be a better option anyways. There will be less chance of movement, which means less chance of irritation. Bras should also be a little more comfortable with bars rather than rings. Once you do get them good luck, they can be a serious bitch to heal.
I still say that
http://iam.bmezine.com/ is going to be your best bet on finding a good artist that will do your tongue and it's entirely possible you might be able to find someone closer, or if not closer, not much further but much much better for your nipples. It's also very possible your going to have to go as to Toronto or NY to get it done. When it comes to something like the split and implants and the like, don't settle due to travel, these aren't exactly the safest of procedures and improper handling of it can have some very serious consequences.
Seriously, this isn't something that most artist take lightly. It might take a little while getting yourself situated into the community before you find anyone who will seriously consider it doing it for you. Just to keep it clear, I'm fairly certain you understand the severity of something like the tongue split, but I'm just trying to drive home that just because someone does splits, doesn't mean they will do one for you unless they're sure of you first.
Also, consider that reversal will never be an option for a split. It
can be done, but it's a pretty terrible thing to have done with some pretty bad permanent problems.
http://www.bmezine.com/news/pubring/20030410.htmlThis article is mostly up to date. The only thing it's not up to date on that i can tell is the fact that Tongue Splits are no longer legal in some parts of the US. NYC I know has a ban on them, but I'm not sure where else has bothered to make legislation on such a rare procedure.
http://www.alternativelook.net/tongue-splitting/Also, if anyone is on IAM or joins IAM in the future let me know. I need some buddies.