AWFUL. AWFUL. AWFUL.
it starts off like an unfunny wannabe eurotrip, except with more boobies. then halfway through they decided "okay, so we've overloaded on drugs, sex, and booze so now what are we missing? oh yes, VIOLENCE AND GORE!"
which makes the second half an uncool wannabe saw except with no plot twist.
oh wait... did i say plot twist? haha, that's funny... because for a plot twist there would need to be a plot there in the first place. but there isn't one. just boobies and then fingers getting cut off.
i didn't want to go see this movie in the fisrt place, but i was dragged there because it was my last night with my friends until summer, and apparently quentin tarantino is in the credits.
guys. quentin tarantino did not direct this movie. he showed up on set, ate a bagel, and then they stuck his name in the credits because they figured it would sell more tickets and they were right!
i wanted to walk out halfway through (this is the first time i have ever wanted to walk out of a movie) but my friends wanted to stay and see if it got better. they were hoping for a plot twist like there was in saw. (again... when there is no plot in the first place there can be no twist) so if you get sucked into going to this movie, and halfway through you think to yourself "this is absolute crap... just walk out and get a refund. it's not going to get any better, only worse.
do i sound bitter? because i am. i am pissed that all the main characters did not die because halfway through the film i already i wanted them to be killed off for being such mysoginistic assholes. also, somebody owes me $7 and a piece of my life back after that steaming pile of turd.
