If you are going to a concert, remember these rules. Oh, by the way, the concert behind the album is much better than the album itself. They managed to make Show Your Bones sound like Fever to Tell, live. And, the drummer knocked over half his drum kit during Date with a Night. Anyway, I make these suggestions to you people out there thinking of going to this concert:
1 - They're more popular than when they started. Expect a different audience.
2 - Give the opening band a chance. They're actually good.
3 - Don't wear clothes that can be easily removed. If you are female, make sure you wear pants and a belt (a sensible belt that actually holds the pants on). Poor girl kept having her underwear snapped.
4 - If you're short (5' or less) show up about 6 hours early, walk through the doors first and chain yourself to the rail at the front of the stage.
5 - Wear steel-toed boots. Mine came in very handy.
6 - If you don't like being pushed, shoved, or trampled, stand in the back.
7 - Karen O has somehow managed to make a sex idol of herself. There will be a lot of drooling men competing and attempting to get her attention. They will push you and try to get to the front. Kick them in the groin with your steel-toed boots.
8 - Don't dress warmly, but don't dress for the beach. T-shirt and Jeans is enough.
9 - If you care about something, leave it at home. Don't take your dog. Don't take your father. If your father insists on escorting you, don't go. It isn't worth the thrashing he'll give you later when he is shoved back 40 feet and you are shoved ahead 20 feet. Don't take a camera unless you can deathgrip it and it has shock absorbers.
10 - If you don't like the band, don't go. If you don't like Show Your Bones, remember that it is different live and there is a different energy to it live. But, if you do go, wear sound absorbing earplugs.