7. Will I ever have children? 
Doctor Worm (They Might Be Giants) [Yes, and they'll be delivered by a doctor who's a worm.  Exciting!] 
however, he's not a real doctor, but he is a real worm, he is an actual worm.
1 How does the world see me? 
Oh! Monaliza (Polysics) [we're off to a great start here.] 
2. Will I have a happy life? 
The Wars' End (Rancid) [i guess i'll live long enough to see the end of the Iraq War?  BOY I'LL BE ALIVE FOR A WHILE, THEN.  HAHAHAHAHAHAGHBLAGHBLAGH political.] 
3. What do my friends really think of me? 
Never Met a Girl Like You Before (Flogging Molly) [my friends think i am an amazing girl, i guess.  my entire life is going to be something like The Crying Game, apparently.]
4. Do people secretly lust after me? 
Analog Boy (RxBandits) [analog boys get all the chicks.  ...right?]
5. How can I make myself happy? 
I'm a Fly (The Vandals) [POOP ON PEOPLE'S FOOD YES.]
6. What am I like in bed? 
Progress vs. Pettiness (The Phenomenauts) [this is really funny, but i'm not sure why.] 
7. Will I ever have children? 
I Only Said (My Bloody Valentine) [dammit, My Bloody Valentine, that doesn't answer the question.]
8. What is some good advice for me? 
Raga Ananda Bhairava (Ravi Shankar) [THANKS, RAVI SHANKAR!]
9. How will I be remembered? 
Diddly Squat (Leatherface) [ouch.]
10. What is my signature dancing song? 
What is the Light? (The Flaming Lips) [dance dance dance.]
11. What do I think my current theme song is? 
MTV Get Off the Air, Part Two (MC Paul Barman) [ha.  nice.]
12. What does everyone else think my current theme song is? 
Mess We Made (The Methadones) [I MADE A MESS.]
13. What song will play at my funeral? 
Ninja High School (Peelander-Z) [if you die, and you have arranged for Peelander-Z to play your funeral, you are automatically an awesome person.]
14. What type of men/women do I like? 
What Did I Do?! (The Soviettes) [that phrase pretty much sums up all my relationships to this point.]
15. What is my day going to be like tomorrow? 
Canine Euthanasia (The Vandals) [awwww, not my dog!]