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New Tool Album Leaked
Misereatur:
--- Quote from: BillyxRansom ---hate to break it to you guys, but:
a) tool is the best band ever in the history of music. ever.
b) godsmack can lick MY taint.
c) pearl jam are the biggest assholes in the music industry.
may the last two bands mentioned get killed collectively in a fiery plane crash. fuck them. and fuck you all. tool wins. humanity loses.
--- End quote ---
YES! THE UNKOWN MAN FROM THE INTERNET HAS SPOKEN. THIS IS ALL THE PROOF WE NEED.
WE CAN NOW SAFLY CLOSE THIS FORUM BECAUSE TALKING ABOUT OTHER MUSIC AFTER THAT INSIGHTFUL POST IS USELESS.
Kai:
NOW THAT HE HAS SPOKEN, LET'S WANDER AROUND THE DESERT FOR A COUPLE YEARS
Misereatur:
I CALL MOSES SHOTGUN!
HELL YEAH.
Houdinimachine:
Kai, I went out of my way to NOT say that metal sucks. Because I don't think it does. I think most of it just isn't for me is all.
Khar, I'm sorry if I sounded confrontational. Didn't mean to insult the band you linked to. As for Arcturus, I recognize the musical talent, but it's just not for me.
Sythe:
I've officially listened to every Anthrax song known to man to try to find that one song from the nineties that didn't sound horrible. They sound like a Slayer cover band. I want to die so much right now.
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Oh, right. I read the translation of Die Eir Von Satan off of Aenima recently, and I have a newfound respect for Tool:
The Eggs of Satan
Half a cup of powdered sugar
One quarter teaspoo salt
One knifetip Turkish hash
Half a pound butter
One teaspoon vanilla-sugar
Half a pound flour
150 g ground nuts
A little extra powdered sugar
... and no eggs
Place in a bowl
Add butter
Add the ground nuts and
Knead the dough
Form eyeball-size pieces from the dough
Roll in the powdered sugar
and say the Magic Words:
"Sim sala bim bamba sala do saladim"
Place on a greased baking pan and
Bake at 200 degrees for 15 minutes
...AND NO EGGS
Bake at 200 degrees for 15 minutes
...and no eggs.
PS: DONGZ LOL DICK COCK WANG FAG
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