Of course she doesn't know who Rites of Spring are. The record is the first hand numbered copy of the first pressing of RoS's self titled - it is, in fact the primary source of all emo. It was given to her by Captain Scene as he lay dying after his last confrontation with the dreaded Pop Punk. He told her that, when the time was right, she too would come to understand its power. Unfortunately, she hasn't got a record player, and neither does Hipsterboy: he broke it trying to play a scratched-up (from cutting lines of coke) Radiohead gold award disk he had been rewarded by the grateful band for saving their weakling asses.
Since eternal victory is a tantalising thing:
The Metallian is not a super-hero, but an elemental force of ROCK. When the magic guitars of earth, fire, water, wind and the bass of HATE are used to play the intro riff to Iron Man by the chosen of the Metal Gods, The Metallian rises from a burning pentagram, holding aloft the horns and headbanging to infernal chants of "wow-oh-oh-oh-oooooh", before he plays an insane solo on his seven necked guitar, the built in amp of which, powered by the might of hell, has a volume knob measured in 'Motorheads'.