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Bitches Ain't Shit
« on: 25 May 2006, 00:37 »

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[Snoop] Bitches ain't shit but hoes and tricks...

[Chorus: Snoop (2X)]

Bitches ain't shit but hoes and tricks
Lick on deez nutz and suck the dick
Get's the fuck out after you're done
And I hops in my ride to make a quick run...

[Dr. Dre]
I used to know a bitch named Eric Wright
We used to roll around and fuck the hoes at night
Tight than a mutharfucka with the gangsta beats
And we was ballin' on the muthafuckin' Compton streets
Peep, the shit got deep and it was on
Number 1 song after number 1 song
Long as my muthafuckin' pockets was fat
I didn't give a fuck where the bitch was at
But she was hangin' with a white bitch doin' the shit she do
Suckin' on his dick just to get a buck or 2
And the few ends she got didn't mean nothin'
Now she's suing cuz the shit she be doin' ain't shit
Bitch can't hang with the streets, she found herself short
So now she's takin' me to court
It's real conversation for your ass
So recognize and pass to Daz

[Dat Nigga Daz]
Now as i'm rollin' with my nigga Dre and Eastwood
Fuckin' hoes, clockin' dough up to no good
We flip flop and serve hoes like flap jacks
(Snoop: But we don't love them hoes) Bitch, and it's like that
This is what you look for in a ho who got cash flow
Ya run up in them hoes and grab the cash
And get your dash on
While you're chillin', with your homies and shit
And how my niggaz kick the anthem like this

[Snoop] BEEEYYAAACHHH!

(Chorus)

[Kurupt]
...To the store, to get me a 4-0
Snoop Doggy Dogg paged, that must mean more hoes
So I head down the street to long beach
Just so i could meet, a freak
To lick me from my head to my feet
And I'm here, now I'm ready to be done up
Nothin' but homies around so I puts my gun up
Bitches on my nuts like clothes
But i'm from the pound and we don't love them hoes
How could you trust a hoe? [Snoop:] Why? [echoed 3X]
Cuz a hoe's a trick
We don't love them tricks [Snoop:] Why? [echoed 3X]
Cuz a trick's a bitch
And my dick's constantly in her mouth
And turnin' them trick ass hoes the fuck out
Now...

[Snoop Doggy Dogg]
I once had a bitch named Mandy May
Used to be up in them guts like everyday
The pussy was the bomb, had a nigga on sprung
I was in love like a muthafucka lickin' the protung
The homies used to tell me that she wasn't no good
But I'm the maniac in black, Mr. Snoop Eastwood
So I figure niggaz wouldn't trip with mine
Guess what? Got gaffled by one time
I'm back to the muthafuckin' county jail
6 months on my chest, now it's time to bail
I get's released on a hot sunny day
My nigga D.O.C. and my homey Dr Dre
Scooped in a coupe, Snoop we got news
Your girl was trickin' while you was draped in your county blues
I ain't been out a second
And already gotta do some muthafuckin chin checkin
Move up the block as we groove down the block
See my girl's house, Dre, pass the glock
Kick in the do', I look on the flo'
It's my little cousin Daz and he's fuckin' my hoe, yo
(Bitches ain't shit)
I uncocked my shit...I'm heart-broke but I'm still loc'ed
Man, fuck a bitch!

[Chorus]

[Jewell]
(Dr. Dre in background "Bitches ain't shit")
I don't give a fuck about a bitch
But i and her know that they can't fade this
Cause i'm doin my own thingdown with the swang
I'm hangin' with Death Row like it ain't no thing
I say you know can't deal
Cuz I'm a btich that's real
Motherfucker need to step back, hell yeah
They need to chill
Because I don't give a fuck
And I don't give a fuck [x3]

And now I gotta do some...
And now I gotta do some shit that's clean
But when I'm on a dick, hell yeah, I get real mean
Like a washing machine
I can wash the clothes
All the hoes knows
That i'm on the flo' ho
But they can't hang with my type on swang
I ain't tryin' to say I suck every ding-a-lang
But just the juicy ones
Witht he tip of the tongue
And then their sprung
With the nuts hung
[Dr. Dre:] Bitches ain't shit


Yeeea....

Any y'all peeps know of other stuff with lyrics like those?
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« Reply #1 on: 25 May 2006, 00:44 »

Dude, just buy Doggystyle.

LOOK WHO'S BACK IN THE MUTHAFUCKIN HOUSE
WITH A FAT DICK FOR YAH MOTHERFUCKIN MOUTH.

Reason 243#for loving Snoop Dogg.
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« Reply #2 on: 25 May 2006, 01:36 »

I would adore whoever could post Ben Folds' cover of that song. I know it's out there on iTunes, but I don't funneling my money through their greasy palms.
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« Reply #3 on: 25 May 2006, 04:02 »

I love the way I thought of that cover before the original when I read the thread title.
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« Reply #4 on: 25 May 2006, 07:35 »

Yeah I immediately think of Ben Folds when I hear "Bitches Ain't Shit."
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« Reply #5 on: 25 May 2006, 08:31 »

Jesus Christ you guys.  BOYZ IN THA HOOD IS THAT A DINAMITE HACK SONG?!?!
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« Reply #6 on: 25 May 2006, 08:45 »

you didn't know that?
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« Reply #7 on: 25 May 2006, 08:51 »

Quote from: ASturge
Dude, just buy Doggystyle.


Yeah that's the obvious one.  But any others?

And no Ben Folds cracka ass shit.
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« Reply #8 on: 25 May 2006, 09:19 »

Deez Nuuuts off The Chronic, has a pretty funny intro like that.

Snoop's cover of Lodi Dodi again has a great intro.

But full on lyrics, try Adults Only by Slick Rick, it's insane.

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Well, let us skip the boring foreplay Im slidin right in
This girl over my house who had to be about 19
Ass, hoes in my poster
Shes sweatin although she tried to hold her composure
I hoped shed take it in the ass and suck dick
(girl) my my what a nice apartment you got rick
On her knees about to make her fall
(girl) all platinum and gold jammies hangin on the wall too,
You got it goin on
Now my mouth start foamin
The lights dim were kissin and my hands start roamin in her drawers
(girl) stop!
Knew she was joking
Cause I aint even fuck her and her pussy was soaking wet!
Already had her tit out
If I play my cards right, fuck her dead in the hole she shit out
(girl) rick I gotta go my girls waitin
She recaps finally when honey drawers down to her kneecaps
Breathed heavy all mushy bitch
Swore up and down I was gonna fuck her in the pussy
Since friends waitin on subtle
Bout time to make a move upon the hungry little butthole
Meanwhile she acted quite passive
Lickin the hun neck while she lotionin that ass with jelly
Tit hung out the frame nigga loco
Surprised honey didnt put up too much of a struggle, at first
Sinkin in she aint know how to be the bitch went
(girl) ahh rick it hurts take it out of me!
Knocked my magazine down, bitch threw my papers
You wanna keep it down I mean I do have neighbors!
Squirmin away although the table was barrin her
Felt real good my dick was sunk so far in her
She said it felt like a bull dowser barrin her
Sqealin about she couldnt take it anymore in her
My cummed on her straight in the perm in her, (here)
As I drained every last drop of sperm in her (where)

Chorus:

So girls when we kiss and we cuddle, aint no way to put it subtle
When I want the butt hole!
(moaning in back round)

Another girl I met, her experience fast because
Most girls wit kids dont been hit in they ass before
Picked her up sunset
(girl) dont be late for dinner, ma
Bringin honey home from the date at the cinema
Thinkin how to fuck the ass so plottin,
Blown in the elevator, hit the stop button
She smiled, by knowin her butt I wanna bore
I said can I have a kiss now instead of in front of your front door
(kissing/sex in the back round) (uhhhmmm!! oh yeah!)
Although the rule I tried not to push hard,
Im all over the bitch like an octopus
Deep down I know she also wanna fuck
Though I kept my tounge in her mouth so not to put her on the spot
To have to talk no shit to prevent me from bonin
Unzap the bra, when the hooker start moanin and
Expose my espresso suck on her and lick on her
Unbucklin pullin out mad long dick on her
Panties in the way of that, but I want to check it out
Slipped her wet drawers down her thigh and took her leg out
Her butt was juicy kinda fat,
Spun around start to stick her in the pussy from the back
She came, mad juice dripped out,
Still in the pussy then acted like it slipped out
Cum on the floor, she said pardon the puddle
Spread open her cheeks, pushed hard in her butt hole
Uhhhmmm, wasnt a bad date at all, she went ahhhh ahhhh
Start pullin at my balls while Im still penetratin
Felt fantastic, she said
(girl) rick Im not really into this ass kick
Meanwhile rick cummin by the gallon,
Put your hands on the wall please
And try an keep your balance
Lickin the grill in her, meanwhile fillin her
Till sperm start pourin out her butt hole while Im still in her
Then start rammin the pine in her
I almost picked her up with these final grinds in her

Chorus:

So girls when we kiss and we cuddle,
Aint no way to put it subtle when I want the butthole!

(moaning)
Girl: my ass, more, more, more
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« Reply #9 on: 25 May 2006, 11:33 »

http://www.wimp.com/sexteacher/

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« Reply #10 on: 25 May 2006, 12:04 »

I can't decide if this guy is serious or parodying popular culture.
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« Reply #11 on: 25 May 2006, 13:54 »

Quote from: TrueNeutral
I can't decide if this guy is serious or parodying popular culture.


Which is a scarier thought?
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« Reply #12 on: 25 May 2006, 14:10 »

I have the Ben Folds cover, and I'd post it if I wasn't so damn lazy.

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« Reply #13 on: 25 May 2006, 15:43 »

If you want pure sexual innuendo, I suggest Peaches.
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« Reply #14 on: 25 May 2006, 16:53 »

sjbrot, i can email it to you if you want, just drop me a PM.
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« Reply #15 on: 25 May 2006, 20:05 »

misogyny's great
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