Every now and again I get kinda pissed off at my classmate Tyler, whom I've been working with at a grocery store for like 4 months now. He thinks he's some kind of boss because he's fat and a cashier, and I'm a parcel-pick-up(bitch/grunt). He always (tries) to boss me around and stuff... Like I'm fine if he wants me to pack stuff for him, but it's annoying when he tries takes authority over things that his job has nothing to do with him. Anyway, whenever I get pissed I just remember in sixth grade when he kept giving a wrong answer for a question, and the math teacher kept telling him he was wrong. Then in the end Tyler started to cry so the teacher was all like, "Okay, you're half right. Can you forgive me?" then Ty was like "NO!" in a quavering cry-ee voice, "If you want my forgiveness get on your knees and beg!". The teacher made an ass out of him, he was all "Are you kidding me?" and then called his mom to pick up her frantically crying son.
That makes me chuckle whenever I think about it.