Well, if it's song titles we're talking about, The Great Redneck Hope has some winners:
"Woah There, Frankenstein - I Didn't Program You To Make Out With Boys"
"Girl, Are You Down With Bacteria? And If So, Would You Like To See The Inside Of Our Van?"
"Oh My God. Omigod. Oohhh My God. I Thought Nailguns Had A Saftey"
and the all time winner,
"They Say The People Elect The Government They Deserve, But I Don't Remember Knife-Raping Any Retarded Nuns"
Yes, this is grindcore, and yes I am listening to it right now.