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Faw:
You know, it's fun to make stupid music jokes or funny references... but a lot of them don't get appreciated... I was joking about making an emo band called "and the crickets" but none of my friends got it.  i wanna hear some more stupid music jokes.  Fire away.

Zaarin:
Q: Why is a drum machine better than a drummer?
A: Because you only need to punch information into a drum machine once.

Q: How are Eric Clapton and a cup of coffee alike?
A: Both are pretty terrible without Cream.

Q: What's black and blue and lying on the side of the road?
A: A guitarist who told one too many drummer jokes.

Misereatur:
http://forums.questionablecontent.net/viewtopic.php?t=9684&highlight=musician+jokes

Kai:

--- Quote from: Zaarin ---
Q: How are Eric Clapton and a cup of coffee alike?
A: Both are pretty terrible without Cream.

--- End quote ---




HEY

WOAH

CHILL OUT MAN

COFFEE SANS THE CREAM IS PRETTY AWESOME. FUCK CREAM.

Misereatur:
Agreed

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