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RANDOM FUTURAMA QUOTES!
JLM:
--- Quote from: Phillip J. Fry ---There. Now he's trapped in a book I wrote, a crummy world of plotholes and spelling errors
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--- Quote from: The Big Brain ---The Big Brain am winning again! I am the greetest! Muahahaha! Now I am leaving Earth for no raisin!
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my wife particularly likes this one:
--- Quote ---Announcer:The judges are checking the electron microscope...and the winner is...Number 3! In a Quantum Finish!
Professor Farnsworth: No Fair! You changed the outcome by measuring it!
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I love Professor Farnsworth:
--- Quote ---Professor Farnsworth: "This is a chance for Fry to test out my experimental anti-pressure pill.
Fry: I can't swallow that!
Professor Farnsworth: Well then good news! It's a suppository!
--- End quote ---
--- Quote ---Professor Farnsworth: We'll need to speed up their growth with time particles called 'chronitons'.
Bender: Aren't those the particles that destroyed an entire civilizat...
Professor Farnsworth: Good news! You're off to the Tempest Nebula to gather chronitons!
--- End quote ---
I need to stop.
AbsolootGeek:
Zap Branigan: "If it's a lesson in love, you'll have to be thorough. I suffer from a very sexy learning disorder. Kiff! What do I call it?"
Kiff: *groan* "Sex-lexia..."
Mockery:
Robot Devil: "Ahh, Bender, what a surprise! For YOU, finding ME in the refrigerator!"
also, before that,
Bender: "Of course, you may have to make a metaphorical 'deal with the devil'. And by 'devil' I mean Robot Devil. And by 'metaphorical' I mean get your coat."
Thy Dungeonman:
"If anyone needs me, I'll be in the Angry Dome!"
"My Manwich!"
"Hermes, who was that you were yelling at?"
"Myself. I asked myself for Valentine's Day off, but I was in no mood for any of my shenanigans."
"While you were out, the Globetrotters held a press conference to announce that I am a jive sucka."
SpacemanSpiff:
Fry: "Phew, I never thought I would escape with my doodle, but I managed to pull it out!"
Bender: "Just like at the movie theatre! Wooooo!"
Lrrr: "This jerked chicken tastes good. I think I'll have Fry's lower horn jerked."
Bender: "It's used to it! Woooo!"
Fry: "Wait, listen, I'm usually the first guy to toot my own lower horn..."
Bender: "I'll say! Wooooo!"
Fry: "But in this case, I just don't think it's going to do any good."
Bender: "That's what she said! Woooooo!"
Lrrr: "If I poach this beast's lower horn, am I any better than that ranger with his demented foot lust? ... Yes, but not by enough. This human's lower horn is one of God's creatures, a living thing, and all living things, large and small..."
Bender: "In this case small! Wooooo!"
Oh man, you just gotta love Spanish Fry. So many wang jokes...
And also this quote, mainly because it's pretty damn hilarious:
Zoidberg: "You're a good man, Nixon."
...okay, so maybe I'm the only one who laughed at it, but I thought it was funny.
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