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RANDOM FUTURAMA QUOTES!
chupones:
Not so much a quote, but a banner at the Church of Robotology:
--- Quote ---10 SIN
20 GOTO HELL
--- End quote ---
Gets me every time... that and my favorite Bender quote:
--- Quote ---Bender: "Amy, you like cute things so I baked you a pony."
--- End quote ---
Electric Monk:
"Screw History!" ~Professor Farnsworth
(Dr. Zoidberg's underwater home has burned down)
Dr. Zoidberg: "My home! It burned down! How could this have happened?"
Hermes: "That's a very good question!"
Bender: "Oh, there's my cigar."
(Bender picks a lit cigar from the ashes)
Hermes: "That just raises further questions!"
bujiatang:
Zap: "You win again gravity!"
Leela: "We seem to have taken on a lot of clocks"
Fry: "Awww, the corn is less popped than when I started"
Grandma Mavis: "How do you like THESE cookies, sugar!"
Thnikkaman:
Farnsworth: "Doomsday device? Ah, now the ball's in Farnsworth's court!"
(surveying room full of doomsday devices) "Well, I suppose I could part with one and still be feared..."
mberan42:
Fry: "Now here's a party I can get excited about. Sign me up!"
Apathy Party Guy: "Sorry, not with that attitude."
Fry: "Ok, then screw it."
Apathy Party Guy: "Welcome aboard, brother!"
Fry: "Alright!"
Apathy Party Guy: "You're out."
Bender: "Game's over, losers. I have all the money. Compare your lives to mine and then kill yourselves."
Roberto: "Now stand back, I gotta practice my stabbing."
Bender: "Hey, what's bombarding me? Ow! Oh no, an asteroid field! If even a pea-sized asteroid were to whizz through my skull, it could..." *zing* "OW!...hurt slightly."
Bender: "I was God once."
God: "Yes, I saw. You were doing well until everyone died."
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