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RANDOM FUTURAMA QUOTES!

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Scandanavian War Machine:
Leela: "Bender, what happened to you?"

Bender: "Morgan made me walk the Professor. There we were in the park when suddenly some old lady says I stole her purse. I chucked the Professor at her but she kept coming. So I had to hit her with this purse I found. Ah, the point is, it's Morgan's fault. That pencil-pushing scazwag."

Thy Dungeonman:
Cubert: I heard that beer makes you stupid.

Fry: No I...doesn't.

bujiatang:
its only worth 3 kajiggers!!!

ImRonBurgundy?:
Fry: I had Seymour till he was three. That's when I knew him and that's when I loved him. I'll never forget him. But he forgot me a long, long time ago.

(cue sad montage)

Spinless:
Thanks for the memories asshole, now I can only remember the sad moments on futurama that made me cry.
Yes. Cry.

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